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kporte May 24th 2010 9:39 am

Re: "The Scheme"
 
A biker has been banned for hitting the fastest ever speed on a Scottish road - 166mph.

This beats the previous best of 158mph set by a Tennent's Super Lager delivery driver passing through Glasgow.

iamthecreaturefromuranus May 24th 2010 10:12 am

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Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8587198)
A biker has been banned for hitting the fastest ever speed on a Scottish road - 166mph.

This beats the previous best of 158mph set by a Tennent's Super Lager delivery driver passing through Glasgow.

You could still get your hub caps nicked at those speeds going through Liverpool.

kporte May 24th 2010 10:12 am

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Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8587262)
You could still get your hub caps nicked at those speeds going through Liverpool.

Calm down, calm down!

Vash the Stampede May 24th 2010 10:40 am

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Originally Posted by Margaret3 (Post 8586353)
Vash, they all have strong ayrshire accents! like everyone else in the town, go further to cumnock and the accent gets even thicker

When I was in the UK I worked with Scots from all over the place (Aberdeen, Glasgow, Inverness, Dundee, Kilmarnock, Edinburgh, etc.) and I eventually grew accustomed to the various different accents. I even picked up some of the Scots dialect and a handful of colloqualisms ("Get it up ye!" was arguably the most useful). But hell's teeth, the people on The Scheme are hard work! Even allowing for the accent, the bottom line is that they just don't enunciate their words properly. They mumble, gabble and slur.

Painful, painful stuff to watch. Each new generation perpetuates the mistakes of the previous one. They're locked into a cycle of socio-economic dysfunction. :(

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:blink:

scottishcelts May 24th 2010 11:10 am

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Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede (Post 8587321)
When I was in the UK I worked with Scots from all over the place (Aberdeen, Glasgow, Inverness, Dundee, Kilmarnock, Edinburgh, etc.) and I eventually grew accustomed to the various different accents. I even picked up some of the Scots dialect and a handful of colloqualisms ("Get it up ye!" was arguably the most useful). But hell's teeth, the people on The Scheme are hard work! Even allowing for the accent, the bottom line is that they just don't enunciate their words properly. They mumble, gabble and slur.

Painful, painful stuff to watch. Each new generation perpetuates the mistakes of the previous one. They're locked into a cycle of socio-economic dysfunction. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...oth/blog/7.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...oth/blog/1.png

:blink:

I almost choked on this one (the pregnant girl) as she happily told the cameras that her boyfriend had attacked her as a pregnant woman. Isn't she doing the same to her own body/unborn child with fags and god knows what other drugs?

soapy© May 24th 2010 6:36 pm

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am i the only one who loves this show?:)

scottishcelts May 24th 2010 6:56 pm

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Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 8587902)
am i the only one who loves this show?:)

Pretty much aye - you musta came from a really posh part of Glesga then, if you think this is great entertainment :p

soapy© May 24th 2010 7:07 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8587925)
Pretty much aye - you musta came from a really posh part of Glesga then, if you think this is great entertainment :p

i think it is great. real people going about life as if it were normal. well it is to them :lol:

kevin747 May 24th 2010 7:34 pm

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Originally Posted by Vash the Stampede (Post 8587321)
When I was in the UK I worked with Scots from all over the place (Aberdeen, Glasgow, Inverness, Dundee, Kilmarnock, Edinburgh, etc.) and I eventually grew accustomed to the various different accents. I even picked up some of the Scots dialect and a handful of colloqualisms ("Get it up ye!" was arguably the most useful). But hell's teeth, the people on The Scheme are hard work! Even allowing for the accent, the bottom line is that they just don't enunciate their words properly. They mumble, gabble and slur.

Painful, painful stuff to watch. Each new generation perpetuates the mistakes of the previous one. They're locked into a cycle of socio-economic dysfunction. :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...oth/blog/7.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...oth/blog/1.png

:blink:

Good point. Two hundred years ago they would have been deported to Australia.

iamthecreaturefromuranus May 24th 2010 7:37 pm

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Originally Posted by soapy© (Post 8587942)
i think it is great. real people going about life as if it were normal. well it is to them :lol:

The Royle Family and Shameless seem pretty normal to me... I even used to drink in the pub used in Shameless.

scottishcelts May 24th 2010 10:09 pm

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Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8587992)
The Royle Family and Shameless seem pretty normal to me... I even used to drink in the pub used in Shameless.

:lol: bet you eat Dairy Lea on toast for yer tea.

iamthecreaturefromuranus May 24th 2010 10:14 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8588198)
:lol: bet you eat Dairy Lea on toast for yer tea.

Shit yeah... well used to. Laughing Cow now.. moved upmarket. :)

Pollyana May 24th 2010 10:17 pm

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Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8587992)
The Royle Family and Shameless seem pretty normal to me... I even used to drink in the pub used in Shameless.

I used to know a family that were so like the Royle Family it was scary. I lve the show, but it does bring back so many memories of them that its almost painful to watch at times. :scaredhair:

Wjuicypeach May 24th 2010 10:35 pm

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Got the popcorn ready for tonights show:lol:. The best bit of last weeks show was the bit where Daddy Cunningham went on about how he managed to get his son's drug debt dropped to a hundred quid, he went on to say something along the line of "he's paid thirty so only owes sixty now" :rofl:, class.

fish.01 May 24th 2010 11:16 pm

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Watched the whole of the first episode. As usual it's the blokes on the drink who cause the most destruction and mayhem. Sometimes I think those religious types were onto something trying to stop the masses drinking.

The aimlessness of a lot of them is what stands out for me. And the good people trying to control the mayhem. That poor father - I hope his son learns something from prison rather than gets destroyed by it.

The smoking, WOW, everywhere around the little kids, even smoking when pregnant!!!

As an aside this program would probably be subtitled if shown in Australia. I was wondering whether a UK channel would ever use subtitles for shows like this or would they be pilloried for subtitling their own citizens?


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