Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Jan 4th 2011, 11:03 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by paulry

Armandra casts spells on people. Mostly gentle things like like giving them undeserved hangovers or the rapid growth of shocks of long white hair in unexpected places.

Afterwards, in ecstatic delight at a job well done they then toyi toyi around in circular motions while simultaneously waving two brollies in the air and shouting profanities at the passing clouds.

Paulry has discovered the joys of Canberra grown cannabis.

Jan 4th 2011, 11:04 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by alistairboyle

Paulry has discovered the joys of Canberra grown cannabis.

ali b tries to grow his own cannabis - it never lasts though.

Jan 4th 2011, 11:07 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts

ali b tries to grow his own cannabis - it never lasts though.

ScottishCelts keeps nibbling off the heads while she's washing the dishes

Jan 4th 2011, 11:09 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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ScottishCelts keeps nibbling off the heads while she's washing the dishes

paulry is showing off by indicating that he knows what washing up is.

Jan 4th 2011, 11:14 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by alistairboyle

paulry is showing off by indicating that he knows what washing up is.

AlistairB has begun manufacturing washing up liquid using potable cannabis extracts.

Jan 4th 2011, 11:14 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by alistairboyle

paulry is showing off by indicating that he knows what washing up is.

Alistair washes his undies in the kitchen sink with Bisodol.

Jan 4th 2011, 11:16 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Alistair washes his undies in the kitchen sink with Bisodol.

Berbie knows this to be true, because he washes his in the sink.

(naturally Berbs has got a Belfast sink.)

Jan 4th 2011, 11:31 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Berbie knows this to be true, because he washes his in the sink.

(naturally Berbs has got a Belfast sink.)

SC is secretly eating +++ so she can look like susan boyle.

Jan 4th 2011, 11:32 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SC is secretly eating +++ so she can look like susan boyle.

Bernie already looks like Paul Potts.

Jan 4th 2011, 11:34 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie already looks like Paul Potts.

SC wants me to cover my naked body in blamange and sing a Paul potts song.

Jan 4th 2011, 11:41 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

SC wants me to cover my naked body in blamange and sing a Paul potts song.

- erm Inxs will do fine thank you very much.

Berbie is now a season ticket holder at Old Trafford.

Jan 4th 2011, 11:51 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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- erm Inxs will do fine thank you very much.

Berbie is now a season ticket holder at Old Trafford.

Jan 4th 2011, 11:53 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

The avi gave it away dear. Never mind, yer secret is oot noo. Onwards and upwards.

Jan 4th 2011, 12:06 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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I just laughed so much at that they've decided its time I went home for the night

Result!! Lead me to the cider

Jan 4th 2011, 12:53 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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The avi gave it away dear. Never mind, yer secret is oot noo. Onwards and upwards.

SC has BB's season ticket for Old Trafford and is going to hand it over in person as she knows he will be delighted......