Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Oct 23rd 2010, 5:37 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by kelli28

Scottishcelts likes to sit under the TV's when the footy is on at the pub, so she feels famous.

Kelli has invented a new game which combines the rules of three-legged racing with hopscotch.

Oct 24th 2010, 12:35 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by paulry

Kelli has invented a new game which combines the rules of three-legged racing with hopscotch.

Paulry's wife lets him do whatever he likes

Oct 24th 2010, 1:15 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by alistairboyle

Paulry's wife lets him do whatever he likes

Alistair lives in Michael Jackson's old house. Threw out all the animals though.

Oct 24th 2010, 1:21 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by expatasia

Alistair lives in Michael Jackson's old house. Threw out all the animals though.

expatasia has recently acquired a menagerie.

Oct 24th 2010, 7:27 am

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paulry

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by alistairboyle

expatasia has recently acquired a menagerie.

AlistairBoyle loves dressing up as The Mummy especially when talking to his pot plants in the same gentle, cooing kind of voice which he deleloped whilst working for London Transport as a bust conductor.

Oct 24th 2010, 7:30 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by paulry

paulry has got Barbara Windsor's t!ts on the brain. Or maybe I have.

Oct 24th 2010, 7:37 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by expatasia

paulry has got Barbara Windsor's t!ts on the brain. Or maybe I have.

Expatasia is lying he never pauses to think about devils dumplings

Oct 24th 2010, 7:49 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Paulry is actually sober most of the time now that he has to face the big move to Australia.

He's also got his grandpa sandals, safari hat, shirt & shorts ready for his African adventure.

Oct 24th 2010, 7:53 am

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expatasia

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Alfresco

Paulry is actually sober most of the time now that he has to face the big move to Australia.

He's also got his grandpa sandals, safari hat, shirt & shorts ready for his African adventure.

Alfreso's best mate at school was Hanse Cronje - he now has an irrational fear of flying.

Oct 24th 2010, 8:02 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by expatasia

Alfreso's best mate at school was Hanse Cronje - he now has an irrational fear of flying.

Expatasia thinks fabricating a story to take more than 5 days leave at a time is honourable in Japanese culture.

Oct 24th 2010, 10:04 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Alfresco

Expatasia thinks fabricating a story to take more than 5 days leave at a time is honourable in Japanese culture.

Alfresco stays up all night wondering what can be done about global warming all over the world and all the frosts that keep happening in Victoria.

Oct 25th 2010, 11:38 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by alistairboyle

Alfresco stays up all night wondering what can be done about global warming all over the world and all the frosts that keep happening in Victoria.

Alistair is taking over as Aus Supermod cos Polly has decided to resign and open a shop specialising in witchy artefacts somewhere in north London!

Oct 25th 2010, 11:41 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pollyana

Alistair is taking over as Aus Supermod cos Polly has decided to resign and open a shop specialising in witchy artefacts somewhere in north London!

Pollyana couldn't sell witchy products, so she then opened a store that sold Karma Sutra books and videos.

Oct 25th 2010, 1:23 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by The Bloke

Pollyana couldn't sell witchy products, so she then opened a store that sold Karma Sutra books and videos.

The Bloke isn't a bloke.

Oct 25th 2010, 2:40 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts

The Bloke isn't a bloke.

scottishcelts is as english as John Bull and won't hear a bad word spoken about the Poms.