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Sep 7th 2010, 1:18 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Paulry knows that BB is a peace lovng kinda fella and will forgive him for his discretion

Bernie is now hoping that he removed all his underwear before Polly got her hands on his microwave for sock-drying purposes, just in case his pants end up on ebay

Sep 7th 2010, 1:27 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Pollyana

Bernie is now hoping that he removed all his underwear before Polly got her hands on his microwave for sock-drying purposes, just in case his pants end up on ebay

Polly knows that BB always goes commando.

Sep 7th 2010, 1:36 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Polly knows that BB always goes commando.

BB doesn't have much choice since most of his underwear blew off the back desk when he lived in Queensland and is now being worn by local feral children

Sep 7th 2010, 2:08 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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BB doesn't have much choice since most of his underwear blew off the back desk when he lived in Queensland and is now being worn by local feral children

The feral children love the big flowery-patterned-sequined panties with strange dongles hanging from them. But the truth is Polly sold them to the ferals to pay rent for Bernie's foul-smelling microwave.

Sep 7th 2010, 4:29 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Paulry is of this planet

Sep 7th 2010, 5:23 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Paulry is of this planet

Alistair has been on this planet a looooonnnnnggggg time,since arriving from mars

Sep 7th 2010, 7:46 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Alistair has been on this planet a looooonnnnnggggg time,since arriving from mars

Bernie was really an army cook and his biggest ever military skirmish was when he got his apron strings tangled with an egg whisk

Sep 8th 2010, 8:02 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie was really an army cook and his biggest ever military skirmish was when he got his apron strings tangled with an egg whisk

Paulry is whisking himself up some trouble and is going to end up in BB's freezer.

Sep 8th 2010, 11:05 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Paulry is whisking himself up some trouble and is going to end up in BB's freezer.

Bernie gets up at 4am for his own inspection, these days.

Sep 8th 2010, 11:09 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie gets up at 4am for his own inspection, these days.

Alfresco thinks that 'happy jacks' is a massage parlour.

Sep 8th 2010, 11:16 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Alfresco thinks that 'happy jacks' is a massage parlour.

Berbie has a pierced cock. He ONLY uses ruby stones, as he wants to be like Mick Hucknell.

Sep 8th 2010, 11:22 am

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Berbie has a pierced cock. He ONLY uses ruby stones, as he wants to be like Mick Hucknell.

SC has a pierced tongue but it doesn't stop her slabbering her pish patter esp when singing the sash.

Sep 8th 2010, 1:54 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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SC has a pierced tongue but it doesn't stop her slabbering her pish patter esp when singing the sash.

Bernie is from Veuns. A very small planet.

Sep 8th 2010, 2:10 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Bernie is from Veuns. A very small planet.

Alistair has a wide knowledge of the planet uranus which he acquired while visiting there in his spaceship yesterday

Sep 8th 2010, 2:12 pm

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Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

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Alistair has a wide knowledge of the planet uranus which he acquired while visiting there in his spaceship yesterday

Polly knows all about the creatures thereof.

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