Originally Posted by Alfresco

Shirlw is quite happy waiting around making small talk when she knows she really should be doing some work.




A typical trait of notorious barfly species is to speak about others in when in actual fact they are really talking about themselves.

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly

Alfresco is talking like a bogan australian already.

Originally Posted by Pollyana

Bernie has got tired of being a ladies man and is going to enter a Catholic monastery

Originally Posted by IvanM

Pollyanna has a flashing LED Pope.

Originally Posted by Pollyana

IvanM is living in a hippy commune and wears a kaftan and lots of strings of beads.

Originally Posted by alistairboyle

Polly got done for no rear lights on her mother-in-law's moped.

Originally Posted by Pollyana

Alistair has decided that Polly's driving abilities are nearly as good as her domestic ones, and is going to teach her to drive properly

Originally Posted by expatasia

Polly's bit on the side is nicknamed 'Big Dongle'

Originally Posted by Pollyana

Expatasia is currently trying to persuade his wife that she doesn't need to contact Polly for the details of where to obtain a big dongle.

Originally Posted by alistairboyle

Pollyana was born in 1700

Originally Posted by Pollyana

Alistair has a fetish for umbrella's and carries a large pink parasol everywhere he goes

Originally Posted by Alfresco

Alistair is not nocturnal nor diurnal, in fact he nevers sleeps.

Mind you, neither does Polly.

Originally Posted by Pollyana

Alfresco will soon learn that the reason Polly never sleeps is because the nightlife in Brisbane is just toooooo exciting to waste time snoring

Originally Posted by Alfresco

Polly is a 24/7 bouncer and blasts all miscreants with her broomsaber.

Bzzzt bzzzt