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Old Jul 29th 2010, 3:01 pm
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
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Alastair and Alfresco invited Shirlw to Bernies for Hogmany this year!
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Old Jul 29th 2010, 4:40 pm
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Originally Posted by alistairboyle
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Ta what must I bring,I make mean scotch eggs

Alistair has just finished puting the final touches to his new weekend outfit of Yellow skinnies,brown docs and a stained string vest,he's just not sure wether to wear his burbury cap or his cap with the beer can slot on top with built in straw function ????????
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Old Jul 30th 2010, 7:50 pm
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shirlw loves scotch pies so much she makes a fresh batch every day to lay on an roll around on there lovely crispy breadcrumbiness suckin up the egg through the broken meat layer mmmm
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Old Aug 1st 2010, 6:58 pm
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Originally Posted by scottandsel
shirlw loves scotch pies so much she makes a fresh batch every day to lay on an roll around on there lovely crispy breadcrumbiness suckin up the egg through the broken meat layer mmmm
you're supposed to lie
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Old Aug 1st 2010, 7:01 pm
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Originally Posted by scottandsel
shirlw loves scotch pies so much she makes a fresh batch every day to lay on an roll around on there lovely crispy breadcrumbiness suckin up the egg through the broken meat layer mmmm
Scottandsel are so popular even the flies follow them doon the road to the pub and they've gotta shake off all their followers at the door for fear of having to put short arms into long pockets!
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ShirlW likes cheesecake
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Old Aug 2nd 2010, 9:33 am
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by IvanM
ShirlW likes cheesecake
how did ja guess!

IvanM still likes holding his mum's hand when crossing a busy road!
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Old Aug 2nd 2010, 9:36 am
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Originally Posted by IvanM
ShirlW likes cheesecake
ivanm can eat a whole pack of fruit pastels without chewing
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Old Aug 2nd 2010, 9:39 am
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Originally Posted by scottandsel
ivanm can eat a whole pack of fruit pastels without chewing
Scottandsel refused to offer the heimlich manoevre when they all got stuck!serve the greedy git right heh!
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Old Aug 2nd 2010, 9:46 am
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by shirlw
Scottandsel refused to offer the heimlich manoevre when they all got stuck!serve the greedy git right heh!
damn rite!!!

shirlw enjoys a walk in the park feeding the squirrels ivanm's nuts
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Old Aug 2nd 2010, 11:19 am
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by scottandsel
damn rite!!!

shirlw enjoys a walk in the park feeding the squirrels ivanm's nuts
Scottandsell and Shirl frequently squabble for possession of Ivanm's nuts
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Old Aug 2nd 2010, 11:22 am
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by paulry
Scottandsell and Shirl frequently squabble for possession of Ivanm's nuts
paulry likes to dress up as chaka khan and fairy leap around his garden singing "i'm every woman"
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Old Aug 2nd 2010, 11:50 am
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by scottandsel
paulry likes to dress up as chaka khan and fairy leap around his garden singing "i'm every woman"
Scottandsell hangs out at the park dressed in her squirrel outfit
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Old Aug 2nd 2010, 12:18 pm
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.
Originally Posted by paulry
Scottandsell hangs out at the park dressed in her squirrel outfit
hehe

paulry like to air his conkers outside in the sunshine before buffing them up to a nice shine
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Old Aug 2nd 2010, 6:28 pm
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Originally Posted by scottandsel
hehe

paulry like to air his conkers outside in the sunshine before buffing them up to a nice shine
Scottandsel likes banging Ivan's conquers until they crack under the pressure of being exposed and shiny!
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