old sparkles is paranoid about anyone behind her, so she walks backwards so she can keep an eye on everyone.

Alfresco knows all about walking backwards and he's been doing this every weekend for the last 10 years as member of the Walking Backwards Society of Australia.

bakedbean never reverses and her car has been stuck in the garage since she first drove it home.

Old Sparkles seasons her home made chili with bleach.

To enjoy the view for longer, Pulaski only ever walks backwards. He's very good at it, but only notices the dog pooh when it's too late.

JC3 once made a house out of dog poo.

SoCalDon runs a business on the side polishing JC3's new uh house.

Livinginnyc's apartment at the NY city zoo has many tall storeys - she's the most beautiful giraffe

JC3 is an architect specializing in animal houses at zoos.

Pulaski in being tutored - in the art of seeing where he's going

JC3 has been eating Penang Laksa all week and is totally noodled out.

Bakedbean has got the brains she was born with

SoCalDon has just acquired the brains he was born without. Who from, no one knows!

JC3 donated one of his brain cells to SoCalDon. The other one is very lonely until they meetup for drinks.

Alfresco is not at all bonkers.