Pulaski becomes sexually aroused when somebody says "ass key."

When manekeniko whispers "ass key" in my ear I think

IVV has balls of steel.
He plays with them all the time just so he can kiss Fanny's bottom, French style.

JC3 has a magnet on a string so that he can hoist his balls. Everything droops with age

After his latest medical, IVV boasted how the pretty young nurse had told him:

“Mine was of the greatest excellence, size, effectiveness, and impressiveness…Super-duper”.

Of course, what she actually said was “Super-drooper”.

His hearing test is next week.

JC3 doesn't talk to himself on BE at Easter

JC3 has an identical twin brother, who is also a member of BE with the user name "JC3".

Pulaski's name is actually Pulaska. She is the mysterious missing Gabor sister.

Manekeniko's right arm fell off yesterday. Anyone seen it?

JC3 is smoking a Boston butt for the church social on the weekend, but it is a rather odd shape.

Pulaski wakes up once every three days.

Alf only drinks beer in months with an R in it.

Bakedbean has secretly been the majority owner of Alfresco's favorite brewery. He's single handedly paid for her holiday home in a country so exclusive, you have to have a 9 figure net worth to be told of its existence.

LINYC sings karaoke using an open bottle of wine as a microphone. When she throws her head back at the end of the song she glugs the whole bottle down in one gulp.

Alfresco is the karaoke king and knows all the words to 'I will survive' without having to use the prompter