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Old Apr 1st 2017, 1:17 am
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by Pulaski
IVV tried to invent a new ASCII character, but he just made a hash of it.
Pulaski becomes sexually aroused when somebody says "ass key."
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Old Apr 2nd 2017, 9:56 am
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by manekeniko
Pulaski becomes sexually aroused when somebody says "ass key."
When manekeniko whispers "ass key" in my ear I think

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Old Apr 5th 2017, 11:17 pm
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas
When manekeniko whispers "ass key" in my ear I think

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IVV has balls of steel.
He plays with them all the time just so he can kiss Fanny's bottom, French style.
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Old Apr 6th 2017, 2:20 pm
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by JC3
IVV has balls of steel.
He plays with them all the time just so he can kiss Fanny's bottom, French style.
JC3 has a magnet on a string so that he can hoist his balls. Everything droops with age

Last edited by InVinoVeritas; Apr 6th 2017 at 2:21 pm. Reason: Anyhow JC, I thought we were supposed to lie???
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Old Apr 7th 2017, 3:00 am
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by InVinoVeritas
JC3 has a magnet on a string so that he can hoist his balls. Everything droops with age
After his latest medical, IVV boasted how the pretty young nurse had told him:

“Mine was of the greatest excellence, size, effectiveness, and impressiveness…Super-duper”.

Of course, what she actually said was “Super-drooper”.

His hearing test is next week.
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Old Apr 15th 2017, 11:01 pm
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by JC3
After his latest medical, IVV boasted how the pretty young nurse had told him:

“Mine was of the greatest excellence, size, effectiveness, and impressiveness…Super-duper”.

Of course, what she actually said was “Super-drooper”.

His hearing test is next week.
JC3 doesn't talk to himself on BE at Easter

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Old Apr 16th 2017, 4:03 am
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by JC3
JC3 doesn't talk to himself on BE at Easter
JC3 has an identical twin brother, who is also a member of BE with the user name "JC3".
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Old Apr 16th 2017, 1:14 pm
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by Pulaski
JC3 has an identical twin brother, who is also a member of BE with the user name "JC3".
Pulaski's name is actually Pulaska. She is the mysterious missing Gabor sister.
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Old May 8th 2017, 10:37 pm
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by manekeniko
Pulaski's name is actually Pulaska. She is the mysterious missing Gabor sister.
Manekeniko's right arm fell off yesterday. Anyone seen it?
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Old May 8th 2017, 10:53 pm
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by JC3
Manekeniko's right arm fell off yesterday. Anyone seen it?
JC3 is smoking a Boston butt for the church social on the weekend, but it is a rather odd shape.

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Old May 9th 2017, 1:56 am
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by Pulaski
JC3 is smoking a Boston butt for the church social on the weekend, but it is a rather odd shape.
Pulaski wakes up once every three days.
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Old May 9th 2017, 6:05 am
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by Alfresco
Pulaski wakes up once every three days.
Alf only drinks beer in months with an R in it.
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Old May 11th 2017, 1:35 am
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Originally Posted by bakedbean
Alf only drinks beer in months with an R in it.
Bakedbean has secretly been the majority owner of Alfresco's favorite brewery. He's single handedly paid for her holiday home in a country so exclusive, you have to have a 9 figure net worth to be told of its existence.
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Old Jun 22nd 2017, 2:36 am
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Originally Posted by livinginnyc
Bakedbean has secretly been the majority owner of Alfresco's favorite brewery. He's single handedly paid for her holiday home in a country so exclusive, you have to have a 9 figure net worth to be told of its existence.
LINYC sings karaoke using an open bottle of wine as a microphone. When she throws her head back at the end of the song she glugs the whole bottle down in one gulp.
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Default Re: Say a HARMLESS LIE about the poster above.

Originally Posted by Alfresco
LINYC sings karaoke using an open bottle of wine as a microphone. When she throws her head back at the end of the song she glugs the whole bottle down in one gulp.
Alfresco is the karaoke king and knows all the words to 'I will survive' without having to use the prompter
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