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Will my seriously obese and lazy kids turn into sports champs overnight just because we've moved to Australia? And Australian kids have not got x-boxes and playstations, have they, cos they all play sports and never stay indoors ever.

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Why is it raining in Australia? I thought the sun shone all the time and everyone went to the beach after work? I went there the other week and there was a sign saying "closed due to weather" I don't want weather here, I thought I'd left all the weather in England ........

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I am watching documentary "Home is Away". I am wanting money back for ticket and visa as documentary is not being true.

BB

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Will DIAC give me a refund cos I am not liking it?

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That will be because that bloody El Nee Naw fella, some Mexican geezer apparently, asked for rain.... or at least that's what it said on the news.
I think.

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I presume that's a no?

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If you can't answer the question as I would wish would you please refrain from commenting at all on something you know nothing about.

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Please close the thread Mods. <I don't like this dose of reality> :rofl:

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I have been offered a job with a salary of a million dollars.Will this be enough to live on.I am worried as it is only half of what I earn now in the Uk.Serious answers only please.

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My mate earns half a million in a mine and said he can get me a job.............

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Can't wait to leave bloody awful Britain.

Can anyone tell me how to watch all the British telly for free?

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My kid only gets 20 hours of one on one learning support in the UK and I think this stinks, were want to move to OZ so the kids will have a better education.

Just had to pay 30 quid for a check up, crown and 2 fillings in the UK, its outrageous, looking forward to much better health care in OZ.

Immigrants are bleeding this country dry. How much centerlink will I get in OZ.

My friend wants to know if he leaves his credit card unpaid will they come after me - I mean him.

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The same questions come up on the italian threads, but we get added ones like.

I don't speak Italian, so can you please tell me where I can find a job in an English speaking hairdressers?

I want to live near people who can speak English, where is the largest ex pat community? (We normally suggest London at this point)

I have a heart condition and my husband is also ill. Can we still get free medical care when we are in Italy?

I have heard that the taxes are high in Italy. Is it possible to keep my residency status in England when I move to Italy and pay my taxes in England.

I want to live in a small traditional Italian village. Can you please suggest one that has an English Dentist, Doctor, Hairdressers, Vets ....