Profound quotes
Nov 23rd 2008 | 8:47 pm
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Profound quotes
I just received The Quite Interesting Book of Quotations.Jeez its the funniest book I've read in a long time, and I'm only up to the letter B.
Anyway, here are a few:
and finally, the truest one of all
Any others?
JTL
Anyway, here are a few:
The Beatles are dying in the wrong order
Victor Lewis Smith
Victor Lewis Smith
I only have two acting styles...
With and without a horse
Robert Mitchum
With and without a horse
Robert Mitchum
Inside every older women is a young girl wondering what the hell happened
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret
Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry
Joe Moore - Main news anchorman on Hawaiian TV
Joe Moore - Main news anchorman on Hawaiian TV
JTL
Nov 23rd 2008 | 9:06 pm
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Re: Profound quotes
Some of my favourites...
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not" - Kurt Cobain
"Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they don't like him" - Marlene Dietrich
"Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself" - Rita Mae Brown
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not" - Kurt Cobain
"Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they don't like him" - Marlene Dietrich
"Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself" - Rita Mae Brown
Nov 23rd 2008 | 10:15 pm
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Re: Profound quotes
theres heaps of quotes i love, but my fave and the one ive got on facebook is
Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up
Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up
Nov 23rd 2008 | 10:38 pm
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Re: Profound quotes
Woody Allen quote
There are two type of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Nov 23rd 2008 | 10:41 pm
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Re: Profound quotes
I had to kick this guy out of my brothers wedding, he refused to move. I can well believe he came out with this ever grumpy quote.
Fame is a figment of everyone else's imagination
Van Morrison
Van Morrison
Nov 24th 2008 | 12:14 am
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Re: Profound quotes
"Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow."
Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa
Nov 24th 2008 | 5:37 am
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Re: Profound quotes
"Bollocks" - Captain of the Titanic
Nov 24th 2008 | 7:46 am
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Re: Profound quotes
"i told you i was ill"
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spike milligans grave stone
Nov 24th 2008 | 8:54 am
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Re: Profound quotes
A woman marries a man thinking that he'll change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman thinking that she won't change, but she does.
Nov 24th 2008 | 9:02 pm
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Nov 24th 2008 | 9:04 pm
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Re: Profound quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't
Nan Porter
Nan Porter
Nov 24th 2008 | 11:56 pm
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Re: Profound quotes
Never take a laxitive and a sleeping pill at the same time.
Nov 25th 2008 | 12:41 am
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Re: Profound quotes
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
Nov 25th 2008 | 10:37 am
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Re: Profound quotes
Baby orangutans look like surprised coconuts. Terry Pratchett
The worst thing you can do to someone is shield them from reality. Agatha Christie.
The worst thing you can do to someone is shield them from reality. Agatha Christie.
Nov 25th 2008 | 2:59 pm
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Re: Profound quotes
the dumber people think you are the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
