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Profound quotes
I just received The Quite Interesting Book of Quotations.Jeez its the funniest book I've read in a long time, and I'm only up to the letter B.
Anyway, here are a few: The Beatles are dying in the wrong order Victor Lewis Smith I only have two acting styles... With and without a horse Robert Mitchum Inside every older women is a young girl wondering what the hell happened Cora Harvey Armstrong Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret Ambrose Bierce It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry Joe Moore - Main news anchorman on Hawaiian TV JTL |
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Some of my favourites...
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not" - Kurt Cobain "Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they don't like him" - Marlene Dietrich "Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself" - Rita Mae Brown |
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theres heaps of quotes i love, but my fave and the one ive got on facebook is
Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up :) |
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Woody Allen quote
There are two type of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. Woody Allen |
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I had to kick this guy out of my brothers wedding, he refused to move. I can well believe he came out with this ever grumpy quote.
Fame is a figment of everyone else's imagination Van Morrison |
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"Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow."
Frank Zappa |
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"Bollocks" - Captain of the Titanic
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"i told you i was ill"
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A woman marries a man thinking that he'll change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman thinking that she won't change, but she does.
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Originally Posted by steve`o
(Post 7005219)
"i told you i was ill"
spike milligans grave stone Homer Simpson |
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't
Nan Porter |
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Never take a laxitive and a sleeping pill at the same time.
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If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill |
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Baby orangutans look like surprised coconuts. Terry Pratchett
The worst thing you can do to someone is shield them from reality. Agatha Christie. |
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the dumber people think you are the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
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