.....in the loft. How do I catch the little f**ker?

Aw how cute. I am still not bored of possums.

Try one of these.

Here's another way:

I heard a strange noise this morning at around 5am. Thought it was ROMFT farting as he was sleeping on the sofa in the family room after being too pished to make it to bed

Turns out it was a possum

Possum farts

Send for someone else to do it!!

Neither am I - when I don't have one pissing and shitting on my loft insulation!

Looks good

Someone at work has suggested that I call the ranger and the shire will lend me a trap

Strong pair of gardening gloves and a big sack. And block up the possum sized hole that allows him into the loft. The DH had to remove one that had taken up residence in our slow combustion stove on his recent holiday back in Canberra and then make a possum proof cap for the chimney. They are stinky little beggars and will pee constantly as you remove them (so perhaps a large plastic bin bag or you'll have a smelly pee trail as you trek it through the house and out the door!)

Apparently Possums are scared of Koalas so put one of those in there.... errrm after that your on your own.

No Koalas in WA unfortunately - apart from in zoos

Are you sure it's a possum?

We get rats. Don't do what I did, I accidentally poisoned our pet rabbit yesterday. My kids are gutted, I'm pretty upset too. That rabbit was cool.

And be bloody careful it doesn't get loose in the house!

It's a Possum. I had a look up there yesterday evening and saw him/her

No poison. He don't deserve to die

Sorry to hear about your rabbit.It's not the first one you lost is it .?? We used to have rats in our roof.They only waited till bedtime to do river dance up there.