They were only going to Asda! Women eh? Can't live with them, can't live with them!

...And then they phone home saying their car won't start....

They're lucky they have us blokes

Lucky doesn't cover it! It's tough being a bloke, with all the pressure and expectation but thankfully we shine through like glittering beacons in the fog of life. Rocks to build the foundations of a good life upon and a constant source of strength and reassurance for the wee lassies we take under our manly but benevolent wings!

Yeah, I'll bet! many a true word spoken in jest & all that!

Haha! I couldn't have put it better myself

The sad thing is they don't realise how lucky they are!

It's a very worrying fact that the vast majority of men who emigrate from the UK to Aus are generally quite delusional! I think it is about time that the psychiatric assessment prior to visa grant was improved.

Impossible to implement as all the guys would have to leave the Mrs at home!

I'm sure something can be arranged:

Hard to beat a good hoe

The chicks have gone quiet, I think our Alpha-maleness has settled them down.
They are probably knitting or menstruating or some other chick gig.

Just drinking beer & scratching my groin!

True. Ah well, better get back to work. It's tough being a man

hahahaha very funny

Then we walk in the door and you all turn to little mice cowering in the corner

damn tootin