Alright, which one of you lightweights want one?

The wife is in NZ on business and I am at a loose end.

Crap spelling.

And I bet your wife is sleeping with someone else whilst she's away.

Oh yeah, gotta be....... maybe even gone away to one of them big Swingers camps, full of Maoris...................

She told me that she was looking forward to a decent sha* after all these years of putting up with "Floppy Premature".

The Maoris will see her right................................

This isn't an arguement, merely abuse. Fortunately being Scottish I am used to it.

It is however interesting that you both leap upon the cuckolding scenario.

Been turned over in the past eh lads?

Yes - fair comment - I did think that when I posted it.

But then I thought, it's only abuse if you don't respond.

I hope that term is in the same vein as "little John" of Robin Hood lore?

This is a pleasant departure from the juvenile threads normally found here.

What say you Rugbytwatt?

I say thats probably the LEAST inventive deviation from my username!

I am but a simple Scotsman, lacking a rapier wit but will give it some thought

Yes and it has to be said, I am utterly impressed you have remained sober enough to actually type.

[QUOTE=kporte;7567406]I am but a simple Scotsman,




Here we go



All Scotsmen are simple

I'm off out for dinner now so I leave you all too it.
I expect to see lots of abuse by the time I next log on.

kporte - I'll give your wife your regards.