asher

yes ours was slightly different ours was

long ones short ones little fat fuzzy ones incey wincey teeny weeny wooorms then

and we sucked their guts out and we had a second verse,

yuk goes the first one yum goes the second one see how they wriggle and squuirm

then back to chorus long ones short ones etc


sweet

lelchelle

LOL .....Brings back memories ,Me and my sister got a right wallop from mum when she heard us singing that !!!
Mind you the beginning was a bit different are,s started off as Willy was a W***er sitting in the grass

skye

How sad are we! - I am humming it trying to remember the second verse.... may start on the wine and post a little later.........

The Pink Panther

she's already on the wine.....!!!!

asher

cooking wine I expect

asher

we had a really dismal dirge about where shall we be in a 100 years from now with a graphic description of decomposition

ie your eyes fall in your teeth fall out your brain comes trickling down your snout

nice eh

The Pink Panther

you can use wine to cook with!?

Never lasts long enough in our house!!

asher

That's the excuse when they catch you swigging it at tea time

OH still hasnt worked out how you cook fish and chips with wine

skye

OH obviuosly having a laugh at my expense !! - hic

and another one - not a playground song....

I have two sisters carol and elaine.... my dad used to sing...

Clap hands daddy comes with a pocket full of plums all for little..... (carol or elaine!) ....... I never got any

Kapri

I was sitting on the grass
Sitting on my arse
Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

I was walking down the lane
When I felt a sudden pain
Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

When I pulled my pants down
I found that they were brown
Diaarhoea Diarrhoea

daisylilymum

We're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car,
80 miles an hour and we don't know where we are,
Speeding round the corner eating apple pie,
Copper say's "give us a bit" so we sloshed it in his eye.

Kapri

(sing to tune of nik nak paddy whack)

We break up, We break up
We don't care if the school blows up
No more English, no more French
no more sitting on th old school bench.

If your teacher interferes
tie him up and box his ears
If that does not shut him up
Dynamite will blow him up


oh the memories

gruffbrown

To the tune of Jack Hargreaves 'Out of Town'

Say what you will
School Dinners make you ill
Davy Crockett died from Shepherds Pie
Our school din dins
Come from the pig bins
Out of town.


Makes no sense, but did any of them?

Katsmajics other half !!!

School dinners,
School dinners,
Concrete Chips,
Concrete Chips,
soggy semolena
soggy semolena
toilet quick
i feel sick.

Oh such joy at schhol dinners eh?

when we used to play 1,2,3, relevio we used to have to work out who was going to be it.

This was done by us all putting in one foot in a circle and we would touch each shoe singing this rhyme,

Ip dip dog s**t,
You stood in it!!!
your shoes are dirty,
go home and change them

The foot it landed on had to change feet once the persons two feet had been in they were out and wouldnt be it !!!

Hope that makes sense.

Mally Lass

it came out my bum
like a bullet from a gun
Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

I was sat in the tree
with it running down my knee
Diarrhoea Diarrhoea