Hutch

Found myself humming a playground tune today and pissed myself laughing when the missus started inadvertently copying me a bit later on. The ditty in question:

Jesus Christ, Superstar,
Walks like a girl
And he wears a bra.
Jesus christ, Superstar
Wears frilly knickers
And a ladies bra.

Also used to sing ...

Jesus Christ Superstar,
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha.
Pulled a skid, killed a kid,
Paralysed his bollocks on a dustbin lid.

Anyone got any other favourite playground songs?

TraceyW

"Ooh aah, I lost my bra
I left it in my boyfriends car!"



Later in life those words came back to haunt me!!!!

galba

Remember this from the back of the girls hockey/boys rugby bus when we went on away trips

"He put his hand upon my knee yaho, yaho
He put his hands upon my knee yaho yaho
He put his hands upon my knee, I said f**k o*f you're far too wee"
Get in, get out stop ........la la la..."

Takes me back . . . . .

Galba
(now a well behaved mum of 4)

Hutch

lol!

Hutch

Love that one. Once sung it over the tannoy at Sainsburys when I was bored on warehouse duty one day ...

medwaymark

What's the time,
Half past nine,
hang your knickers on the line,
when the copper comes along,
hurry up and put them on.

My Nan used to sing...

The black cat piddled in the white cats eye, the white cat said "gaw blimey".... Sure there was more, but that's all I can remember.

acbh2

Hutch and Tracy up a tree K*I K*I
Hutch and Tracey up a tree K*I*S*S*I*N*G

Scott

We used to sing

" burn the old witch , Burn the old witch "

dunno why


s.

skye

Anyone remember 'cecil was a caterpillar, cecil was my friend, one day i went to see cecil and he was this big ______ and I said "cecil, what have you done?" and he said I have eaten all the cabbages in the garden.......

Then repeat - and then he was this big __________________ etc etc etc by eating all the cabbages in the street, town, county, city, etc etc etc Until he had eaten all the cabbages in the universe...

then he was this big __ and I said "cecil what have you done" - and he said "I HAVE BEEN SICK"

asher

Lulu had a baby
she called him sonny Jim
she took him to the toilet
to see if he could swim,
he sank to the bottom
he floated to the top
Lulu got excited so she pulled him by his
cocktails cocktails two and six a glass
if you don't like them stick them up your
ask no questions you'll be told no lies
ever seen a chinaman a doing up his
flies are nuisances bugs are worse
and that is the end of my little verse.

Scubaemma

We used to sing.......

Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do
I'm half crazy
All for the love of you
Can't afford a condom
Plastic bag will do
Cos you'd look sweet
Between the sheets
With me on top of you

Scubaemma

And (whilst clapping)

We went to a Chinese Rest-au-rant
To buy a loaf of BREAD BREAD BREAD
He wrapped it up in a five pound note
And this is what we SAID SAID SAID

My name is under, over, something something... (er, memory is fading fast here..)

asher

such sweet little kids werent we

skye

ok - got another one!

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'm going to go and eat worms, big fat juicy ones, long thin slimy one, itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms....

First you bite their heads off, then you suck the juice out, oh how they wiggle and squirm... nobody loves me, everybody hates me I'm gonna go and eat worms......

ps - think i need some therapy!!!

The Pink Panther

To any out there that used to go to Windsor Boys School in Hamm, and normally sung to opposing footie teams :-

'You're going home in a windsor ambulance!!!!'

Sometimes the word windsor was replaced by an expletive (deleted)


Ahhhh, those were the days........