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-   -   Pistorius. Guilty or not? (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/pistorius-guilty-not-830821/)

scottishcelts Apr 10th 2014 8:06 pm
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack (Post 11214321)
I know it's not apartheid in SA. But a nice white boy with no legs...might get a different place. Even a secure wing. A boy with no leg but his own wing.
:rofl:

Dorothy Apr 10th 2014 10:52 pm
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 11214310)
Guilty.

He doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Like when Paul McCartney was asked if he'd go down on one knee again and he said he would prefer if they called her Heather.

BadgeIsBack Apr 10th 2014 11:24 pm
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 11214471)
Like when Paul McCartney was asked if he'd go down on one knee again and he said he would prefer if they called her Heather.
What's the difference between Peaches and a moped? A moped will get to 30..

Beoz Apr 11th 2014 12:08 am
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack (Post 11214321)
I know it's not apartheid in SA. But a nice white boy with no legs...might get a different place. Even a secure wing. A boy with no leg but his own wing.
Easier to bend over

DeadVim Apr 11th 2014 12:58 am
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
Originally Posted by old.sparkles (Post 11214317)
:rofl: (sorry - does that make me a bad person)
'Bad' is subjective ... ;)

Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack (Post 11214319)
Mate we've had all the leg jokes already. They were exhausted back when Pissy was first nicked.
Sorry, I did do a search, I am so out of date. :o

Originally Posted by Dorothy (Post 11214471)
Like when Paul McCartney was asked if he'd go down on one knee again and he said he would prefer if they called her Heather.
Exactly that ... I'll try for a more original angle in the future, sorry. My scriptwriters are on extended leave in Bali off their tiny trees on mescaline.

Beoz Apr 11th 2014 1:06 am
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
The point bring, if you ever lose a leg or legs, you can still pull money or a babe.

DeadVim Apr 11th 2014 1:17 am
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
Originally Posted by Beoz (Post 11214639)
The point bring, if you ever lose a leg or legs, you can still pull money or a babe.
A life lesson indeed. :D :thumbup:

ededed Apr 11th 2014 1:28 am
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
Originally Posted by Beoz (Post 11214639)
The point bring, if you ever lose a leg or legs, you can still pull money or a babe.
The fact he won a bunch of medals and was (through sponsorship) very well of in SA terms helped.

As Mrs Merson said to Debbie McGee - "what do you see in the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

scottishcelts Apr 11th 2014 1:57 am
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
Originally Posted by ededed (Post 11214655)
The fact he won a bunch of medals and was (through sponsorship) very well of in SA terms helped.

As Mrs Merson said to Debbie McGee - "what do you see in the millionaire Paul Daniels?"
:thumbsup:

paulry Apr 11th 2014 3:39 pm
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
He's a performer. That's what he's good at.

scottishcelts Apr 11th 2014 3:57 pm
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
Originally Posted by paulry (Post 11215477)
He's a performer. That's what he's good at.
His name is 'Oscar' after all :D

paulry Apr 11th 2014 5:26 pm
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 11215487)
His name is 'Oscar' after all :D
:rofl:

scrubbedexpat098 Apr 11th 2014 8:51 pm
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
It was all a domestic that got out of hand, he wanted the bathroom door painted, she was dead against it

Molly Coddle Apr 11th 2014 11:52 pm
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
There's nothing quite like a drama to bring out the sick jokes! :sneaky:

paulry Apr 12th 2014 12:53 am
Re: Pistorius. Guilty or not?
 
Originally Posted by Molly Coddle (Post 11215791)
There's nothing quite like a drama to bring out the sick jokes! :sneaky:
:unsure: Are the jokes all a bit prosphetic?


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