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Alfresco Apr 4th 2011 8:25 pm

Photo Caption
 
I loved the 'Have I Got News For You' captions at the end of the program.

Rules:

1. Post your witty caption(s) for the photo posted.

2. Anyone can post another photo the next day (more or less) for others to caption!

3. No unnecessary dialogue please. Thanks in advance.

4. Have fun, be creative, witty and funny. Try not to be too lewd.


http://www.politics.bm/images/0711_p...arles_wenn.jpg

TiddlyPom Apr 4th 2011 8:30 pm

Re: Photo Caption of the Day...
 
'Nice jugs'

DeadVim Apr 4th 2011 8:38 pm

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 9286286)
'Nice jugs'

'Thank you sir, nice jug ears'

TiddlyPom Apr 4th 2011 8:41 pm

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Originally Posted by Alfresco (Post 9286280)
Try not to be too lewd.


Oh.


Fail.

Broad Shoulders Apr 4th 2011 8:47 pm

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"Thank god I don't take after my father, otherwise I might do something embarrasing right now"

Broad Shoulders Apr 4th 2011 8:48 pm

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"This woman is too good for a Victorian Cross, she should get a Victoria's Secret"

Broad Shoulders Apr 4th 2011 8:50 pm

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"I didn't know the RAF employed Air Hostesses"

Alfresco Apr 4th 2011 9:05 pm

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One day ALL unifroms will be made like this.


Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 9286301)
Oh.

Fail.

Oops! Not that bad.

LouiseR Apr 4th 2011 9:12 pm

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9286318)
"I didn't know the RAF employed Air Hostesses"

This one's my favourite!

Rambi Apr 4th 2011 9:19 pm

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"All of a sudden my penis is this long"

Broad Shoulders Apr 4th 2011 9:21 pm

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"Ah, you look like the sort who would appreciate this joke... it's about tampons"

TiddlyPom Apr 4th 2011 9:32 pm

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Originally Posted by Rambi (Post 9286363)
"All of a sudden my penis is this long"

:ohmy::ohmy::ohmy::lol:


Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9286370)
"Ah, you look like the sort who would appreciate this joke... it's about tampons"

:o:lol:

Bernieboy Apr 4th 2011 10:02 pm

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"nice medal,may i clean it,with my tongue"

brissybee Apr 4th 2011 10:13 pm

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Note to self: Keep smiling. Avoid mentioning Major Hewitt. Don't drive in tunnels at night.

Broad Shoulders Apr 4th 2011 11:03 pm

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Originally Posted by Alfresco (Post 9286280)
I loved the 'Have I Got News For You' captions at the end of the program.

Rules:

1. Post your witty caption(s) for the photo posted.

2. Anyone can post another photo the next day (more or less) for others to caption!

3. No unnecessary dialogue please. Thanks in advance.

4. Have fun, be creative, witty and funny. Try not to be too lewd.


http://www.politics.bm/images/0711_p...arles_wenn.jpg

"the Royal Family are playing 20 questions, Camilla is thinking about a black man's cock, mummy asks if it tastes good, Camilla says "yes", fnar fnar. Anyways I ask is it bigger than this?... before we could guess what it was she was thinking daddy told us we shouldn't be racist"

Sherlock Holmes Apr 5th 2011 2:56 am

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Can I borrow your beret to cover my baldspot? It's this big now.

Sherlock Holmes Apr 5th 2011 3:00 am

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1 Attachment(s)
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Broad Shoulders Apr 5th 2011 8:29 am

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Originally Posted by alistairboyle (Post 9286919)
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...and so the first AIDS virus was transferred from ape to human

Broad Shoulders Apr 5th 2011 8:36 am

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...and so the term "monkey business" was coined

iamthecreaturefromuranus Apr 5th 2011 8:41 am

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That Donkey Kong has nothing on me.

Rambi Apr 5th 2011 8:50 am

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Hey, I've just written something called 'Much Ado About Nothing'. It took me a long time though.

Dougie Apr 5th 2011 9:24 am

Re: Photo Caption of the Day...
 

Originally Posted by Alfresco (Post 9286280)
I loved the 'Have I Got News For You' captions at the end of the program.

Rules:

1. Post your witty caption(s) for the photo posted.

2. Anyone can post another photo the next day (more or less) for others to caption!

3. No unnecessary dialogue please. Thanks in advance.

4. Have fun, be creative, witty and funny. Try not to be too lewd.


http://www.politics.bm/images/0711_p...arles_wenn.jpg


NICE oranges ....Do you mind if I have a squeeze ?

Dougie Apr 5th 2011 9:25 am

Re: Photo Caption of the Day...
 
Recently spotted on my European Jaunt passing through a Multi-Storey car park in Luxemburg

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/h...gstar007/1.jpg

Broad Shoulders Apr 5th 2011 10:30 pm

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Originally Posted by alistairboyle (Post 9286919)
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Phwoar! Check out the purple arse on that baboon!

TiddlyPom Apr 5th 2011 10:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Dougie (Post 9287673)
Recently spotted on my European Jaunt passing through a Multi-Storey car park in Luxemburg

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/h...gstar007/1.jpg

This isn't funny. :blink:

Alfresco Apr 5th 2011 10:38 pm

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 9288697)
This isn't funny. :blink:

Go on, post a funny pic. :)

Broad Shoulders Apr 5th 2011 11:06 pm

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Originally Posted by Alfresco (Post 9288703)
Go on, post a funny pic. :)

like one of a woman trying to parallel park

TiddlyPom Apr 5th 2011 11:19 pm

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9288750)
like one of a woman trying to parallel park

All the women who can parallel park live in NSW.
Sorry BS.

Buzzy--Bee Apr 5th 2011 11:22 pm

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I took this in a Danish toy shop:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c3...derMaleBog.jpg

BB

TiddlyPom Apr 5th 2011 11:27 pm

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Originally Posted by Buzzy--Bee (Post 9288769)
I took this in a Danish toy shop:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c3...derMaleBog.jpg

BB

The Danes are funnier than the guys in Luxembourg...

Buzzy--Bee Apr 5th 2011 11:32 pm

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 9288778)
The Danes are funnier than the guys in Luxembourg...

Oh, I'm not sure, I took this picture of an advert while I was there too -

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c3...iPissOffad.jpg

BB

Alfresco Apr 8th 2011 6:21 pm

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http://britishexpats.com/blogs/uploa...resco/5585.png

Broad Shoulders Apr 8th 2011 6:38 pm

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Originally Posted by Alfresco (Post 9294644)

No wonder there are so many road accidents in Africa, their cats eyes are all over the place!

cale1977 Apr 8th 2011 6:52 pm

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Just give me half a chance;)

Alfresco Apr 8th 2011 7:25 pm

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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9294656)
No wonder there are so many road accidents in Africa, their cats eyes are all over the place!

I like it, especially since the lionesses were not visible before the flash went off. :thumbup:

moneypenny20 Apr 8th 2011 7:48 pm

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom (Post 9288765)
All the women who can parallel park live in NSW.
Sorry BS.

Not all of them, some live in QLD.

brissybee Apr 8th 2011 8:04 pm

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"I AM smiling."

"Yes, FFS, I'm sure I paid the life insurance before we left."

Broad Shoulders Apr 8th 2011 8:30 pm

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Originally Posted by Alfresco (Post 9294644)

It's alright Dave, I'm perfectly safe. This Zulu Warrior once taught me an old trick to keep lions away. He said I should rub gazelle blood all over me and they'll never bother me. A real diamond geezer, he was!

Sherlock Holmes Apr 11th 2011 12:37 am

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1 Attachment(s)
if I'm not out of turn...today's offering is this: :D

Broad Shoulders Apr 11th 2011 8:38 am

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Originally Posted by alistairboyle (Post 9298006)
if I'm not out of turn...today's offering is this: :D

I swear to god, you take one more photo of those birds on the beach you will be walking home!


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