I loved the 'Have I Got News For You' captions at the end of the program.

Rules:

1. Post your witty caption(s) for the photo posted.

2. Anyone can post another photo the next day (more or less) for others to caption!

3. No unnecessary dialogue please. Thanks in advance.

4. Have fun, be creative, witty and funny. Try not to be too lewd.

'Nice jugs'

'Thank you sir, nice jug ears'

Oh.


Fail.

"Thank god I don't take after my father, otherwise I might do something embarrasing right now"

"This woman is too good for a Victorian Cross, she should get a Victoria's Secret"

"I didn't know the RAF employed Air Hostesses"

One day ALL unifroms will be made like this.

Oops! Not that bad.

This one's my favourite!

"All of a sudden my penis is this long"

"Ah, you look like the sort who would appreciate this joke... it's about tampons"

"nice medal,may i clean it,with my tongue"

Note to self: Keep smiling. Avoid mentioning Major Hewitt. Don't drive in tunnels at night.

"the Royal Family are playing 20 questions, Camilla is thinking about a black man's cock, mummy asks if it tastes good, Camilla says "yes", fnar fnar. Anyways I ask is it bigger than this?... before we could guess what it was she was thinking daddy told us we shouldn't be racist"