"Muuuuumm, quuuuuuick, gerrrra spooooon - meeee biscuitsssssss felll in me breeeeeeeeeeeew!"

stick your hand to try and get it
Agggggghhhhhhhh, baaaaaaassssssssstttttttttaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdddddd d


Dad: Coffee mate, coffee mate!
passport contro lman: i am not your f**kin mate

Got loads of faves, most of them said already but who remembers these?

"Who's that ringin this time a'night????"

The walking to the dance floor walk & Uncle Knobhead at the wedding.

"Get back yeh Bastard, i'll break yeh legs !!!"

Can you hear me noooow??

Corned Beef, why dont you try corrrrned beeef haaashh.....

Send the buggers back............send the buggers back..........

Absolute quality, often watch the Phoenix Nights & Peter Kay DVD's to have a giggle.

Cracking thead, laughed my head off remembering them all.

Cheers,


Rob

this thread is hilarious! One of my faves is the horse in series 1 I think. It gets drunk and starts humping the buckign bronco and Potter says "who taught him to do that?"

OH.. and the Dj 'what's your name son' ?
Ray, Ray-Von hilarious

In his book "The Sound of Laughter" he is working in the local cash and it is getting robbed at gun point:

Robber: Everyone get down!!
Peter Kay: and Boogie?

True story apparetly. His book is a must read if you like any of his stuff.

The Quiz Night

Sneezy, dopey, bashful, we'll shit em!"

As you turn to me and say............my love............Walkin on the moon

Classic

That's the one I was going to quote. Classic

Just watched it today, now have aching stomach muscles from laughing so much. Here's another from when discussing Magnet and Steel
Paddy: "Is he chinese"
Max: "no I only had a yellow felt tip"

I used to have this as a ringtone:

'Me biscuits fallin in me brew!'

As a northern girl I do miss Peter Kay and northern humour
But it's all I Blo@dy miss!!
J x

I watched Max and Paddy last night 'I am talking a bit of female companionship, a bit of Brut, slappy chop chops'

The episode of Max n Paddy when Paddy has to explain to Max what Gary glitter and Michael jackson were up to

that was funny, Max somethimes does have the innocense of a child
* my auntie passed away a numebr of weeks ago and my brother helped sort out belongings and he found a old programme from a concert and who was it none other than Gary Glitter,
could not stop laughing