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eugene43 Sep 11th 2009 11:05 pm

party invite
 
to all my friends I have got every thing ready for the party I swept all the sand from the beach.Directions can be found on the barbie as for some reason I keep getting sent there cant understand why ? perhaps mods dont wont me resued I bet it was them who sank my boat, rotton lot.

Dorothy Sep 11th 2009 11:39 pm

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Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 7925339)
to all my friends I have got every thing ready for the party I swept all the sand from the beach.Directions can be found on the barbie as for some reason I keep getting sent there cant understand why ? perhaps mods dont wont me resued I bet it was them who sank my boat, rotton lot.

You are sent to the barbie because your threads are off topic and general chat.

Pollyana Sep 11th 2009 11:49 pm

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I can send them to Take It Outside if you prefer, but I'm feeling generous for some mad reason :p

Sally Simpson Sep 12th 2009 12:53 am

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Oh just ban her 'cos I didn't get an invite!:frown::sneaky::lol:

eugene43 Sep 12th 2009 12:54 am

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 7925423)
I can send them to Take It Outside if you prefer, but I'm feeling generous for some mad reason :p

you sound lovely you can come to my party to.

Pollyana Sep 12th 2009 4:29 am

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Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 7925598)
you sound lovely you can come to my party to.

Thanks for the invite and the flattery :) You may be disappointed though, I'm fat, forty-errrr-ish and not as nice in reality as I sound online :blink:

Damson Sep 12th 2009 4:48 am

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Can I come please? I only need to sell my house, find cash for flights, fly and find a new home, so if you can organise that for me, I'll be there like a shot!

eugene43 Sep 12th 2009 7:05 am

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 7925939)
Thanks for the invite and the flattery :) You may be disappointed though, I'm fat, forty-errrr-ish and not as nice in reality as I sound online :blink:

I STILL LIKE YOU

eugene43 Sep 12th 2009 7:10 am

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Originally Posted by Lorrielou (Post 7925979)
Can I come please? I only need to sell my house, find cash for flights, fly and find a new home, so if you can organise that for me, I'll be there like a shot!

plenty of room on my island for you but only one palm tree, I am willing to share it with you as long as you dont pick your teeth.

The Bloke Sep 12th 2009 8:13 am

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 7925939)
Thanks for the invite and the flattery :) You may be disappointed though, I'm fat, forty-errrr-ish and not as nice in reality as I sound online :blink:

Don't sell yourself short....:wub:

Damson Sep 12th 2009 9:12 am

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Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 7926206)
plenty of room on my island for you but only one palm tree, I am willing to share it with you as long as you dont pick your teeth.

Happy to share a palm tree thanks - oh, and I floss!

eugene43 Sep 12th 2009 9:21 am

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Originally Posted by Lorrielou (Post 7926381)
Happy to share a palm tree thanks - oh, and I floss!

Just think of that a dental tech & a companion called floss a mariage made in haven.Still need more acceptances.

irishbloo Sep 12th 2009 4:12 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 7925939)
Thanks for the invite and the flattery :) You may be disappointed though, I'm fat, forty-errrr-ish and not as nice in reality as I sound online :blink:

If you ever feel the need to put an add in the lonely hearts section in the paper you mightbe best getting someone else to write it for you.;)

eugene43 Sep 12th 2009 5:29 pm

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Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 7926909)
If you ever feel the need to put an add in the lonely hearts section in the paper you mightbe best getting someone else to write it for you.;)

Now that was not nice i have a good mind not to let you come to the party.

Sally Simpson Sep 12th 2009 5:34 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 7925939)
Thanks for the invite and the flattery :) You may be disappointed though, I'm fat, forty-errrr-ish and not as nice in reality as I sound online :blink:

Christ, you must be really, really awful in real life!:eek:



















Just joking honey, you know I love you really!:D

irishbloo Sep 12th 2009 9:18 pm

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Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 7926959)
Now that was not nice i have a good mind not to let you come to the party.

I meant that she should have someone else writing it as Im sure shes alot nicer than what she makes out.:thumbsup:
Besides I may not want to come to your party.You might think that Im only coming cos I havent been to the dentist in years.:eek:

Sally Simpson Sep 12th 2009 9:27 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 7925939)
Thanks for the invite and the flattery :) You may be disappointed though, I'm fat, forty-errrr-ish and not as nice in reality as I sound online :blink:

I think you would have to be quite the actress to post on here as prolifically & for as many years as you have, & not show your true self!

Fwiw, I would love to have a beer or two with you sometime!:thumbup:

eugene43 Sep 12th 2009 9:41 pm

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Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 7927261)
I meant that she should have someone else writing it as Im sure shes alot nicer than what she makes out.:thumbsup:
Besides I may not want to come to your party.You might think that Im only coming cos I havent been to the dentist in years.:eek:

I was heading for perth when I sank so you can come to my party. Can I have a lift to perth with you ?

irishbloo Sep 12th 2009 9:47 pm

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Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 7927299)
I was heading for perth when I sank so you can come to my party. Can I have a lift to perth with you ?

Have you got any happy gas with you.

Sally Simpson Sep 12th 2009 9:53 pm

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Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 7927308)
Have you got any happy gas with you.

You had to ask?????

eugene43 Sep 12th 2009 9:53 pm

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Originally Posted by irishbloo (Post 7927308)
Have you got any happy gas with you.

No but been eating a lot of vegetation so got the wind bade so i would not think you could class it as happy gas.

kporte Sep 12th 2009 9:59 pm

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This party needs a kick up the arse.

eugene43 Sep 12th 2009 10:02 pm

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Originally Posted by kporte (Post 7927329)
This party needs a kick up the arse.

Not mine i hope bit fragile at the moment

kporte Sep 12th 2009 10:03 pm

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Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 7927334)
Not mine i hope bit fragile at the moment

Why is your bum fragile?

The Bloke Sep 12th 2009 10:18 pm

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Originally Posted by kporte (Post 7927338)
Why is your bum fragile?

Think we don't need to go there???:D

eugene43 Sep 12th 2009 10:20 pm

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Originally Posted by The Bloke (Post 7927368)
Think we don't need to go there???:D

I agree but I have to

kporte Sep 12th 2009 10:36 pm

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Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 7927373)
I agree but I have to

Is this party for real?

The Bloke Sep 12th 2009 10:45 pm

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Originally Posted by kporte (Post 7927398)
Is this party for real?

Reality is a hullucination brought on through lack of beer!!!;)

kporte Sep 12th 2009 10:46 pm

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Originally Posted by The Bloke (Post 7927414)
Reality is a hullucination brought on through lack of beer!!!;)

Fortunately I have vino:D

The Bloke Sep 12th 2009 10:49 pm

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Originally Posted by kporte (Post 7927418)
Fortunately I have vino:D

Close enough!:thumbup:

eugene43 Sep 12th 2009 11:08 pm

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Originally Posted by kporte (Post 7927398)
Is this party for real?

why do you think i made this up ?

kporte Sep 12th 2009 11:09 pm

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Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 7927463)
why do you think i made this up ?

You made it up?

moneypenny20 Sep 12th 2009 11:51 pm

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Originally Posted by kporte (Post 7927464)
You made it up?

Who'd have guessed?

eugene43 Sep 12th 2009 11:57 pm

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 7927539)
Who'd have guessed?

I deeply hurt & I have no bog roll to blow my nose on.

moneypenny20 Sep 12th 2009 11:59 pm

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Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 7927550)
I deeply hurt & I have no bog roll to blow my nose on.

Sleeve?

Sally Simpson Sep 13th 2009 12:17 am

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Ok, more drinking & more dancing is needed!:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

eugene43 Sep 13th 2009 1:39 am

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Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 7927554)
Sleeve?

I was only left with a pair of shorts nothing else getting a good tan though

snoo Sep 13th 2009 2:00 am

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OMG!!! Have I missed it?????? I'm SO in need of a party!!! And it IS my birthday on Wednesday....and I've NO FRIENDS!!! Just arrived on 9th in Perth!
Lisa,xxxxxxxxxx

eugene43 Sep 14th 2009 8:33 am

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Originally Posted by snoo (Post 7927695)
OMG!!! Have I missed it?????? I'm SO in need of a party!!! And it IS my birthday on Wednesday....and I've NO FRIENDS!!! Just arrived on 9th in Perth!
Lisa,xxxxxxxxxx

Why did no one turn up ? bloody spam went mouldy to.

eugene43 Sep 16th 2009 6:39 pm

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Originally Posted by eugene43 (Post 7931082)
Why did no one turn up ? bloody spam went mouldy to.

found another crate of food yippy full of baked beans anyone got a tin opener ?


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