to all my friends I have got every thing ready for the party I swept all the sand from the beach.Directions can be found on the barbie as for some reason I keep getting sent there cant understand why ? perhaps mods dont wont me resued I bet it was them who sank my boat, rotton lot.

You are sent to the barbie because your threads are off topic and general chat.

I can send them to Take It Outside if you prefer, but I'm feeling generous for some mad reason

Oh just ban her 'cos I didn't get an invite!

you sound lovely you can come to my party to.

Thanks for the invite and the flattery You may be disappointed though, I'm fat, forty-errrr-ish and not as nice in reality as I sound online

Can I come please? I only need to sell my house, find cash for flights, fly and find a new home, so if you can organise that for me, I'll be there like a shot!

I STILL LIKE YOU

plenty of room on my island for you but only one palm tree, I am willing to share it with you as long as you dont pick your teeth.

Don't sell yourself short....

Happy to share a palm tree thanks - oh, and I floss!

Just think of that a dental tech & a companion called floss a mariage made in haven.Still need more acceptances.

If you ever feel the need to put an add in the lonely hearts section in the paper you mightbe best getting someone else to write it for you.

Now that was not nice i have a good mind not to let you come to the party.

Christ, you must be really, really awful in real life!



















Just joking honey, you know I love you really!