I fear you're caught up in an infinite regression loop of the worst utilities type! There's no hope for you I'm afraid. I shall make sure you're mentioned in dispatches!

Now they want me to phone them, but sadly, they cut my phone off the other day.

Goodbye TP . . . . goodbyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee . . . . !!



TP disappears, hand outstretched, into swirling 1960's type black and white vortex ala The Man From Uncle

I know. I may never get out of it alive. I've found a way around it... in theory. There's 'live chat with an agent' online. So I click on it and it tells me all agents are busy... so when I click the close button it says 'Thank you for chatting'. Even though I didn't chat. It's another loop isn't it?

TP a word of warning . . . in my experience, you need to treat chat live buttons on the internet with the utmost suspicion, and whatever you do, don't give them your credit card details!

Thanks. I got through. They still want me to call to sort it out.

If it's alignment your after,goto an Alexander Technique Teacher.No cracking and crunching.You'll be able to walk out as apposed to carried out in a bucket

Was never carried out in anything, UK. Walked out by myself.

That may be the case, but he did use the word apposed very well, so credit where credits due!

Oooh you're sharp. I didn't notice that!

Some of his punctuation needs a little tidying, but I'm not pedantic.

Pot. Kettle. Valise rested.

As I said, I'm no pedant!

"I'm just going outside and may be some time"

You know you're doing the honourable thing . . .