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OK so this gave hubby a laugh - in fact he nearly wet himself so thought i'd share.
Hubby treated me to a bag of GIANT choccy buttons today from the shop, some of you may already see where this is going?
After we'd eaten this evening he brought them through and handed them over after pinching a few, anyway I was half laying across the sofa reading a book when the cat startled me I wasn't aware that i'd dropped any buttons but.........................
Went to get up and suggested to hubby it was getting late, up early kids have school etc etc when he stared at the sofa with a look of horror on his face, he then looked up at me asked me to turn round and said OH MY GOD
Then he inspected the dodgy brown stains on the settee closer to discover it was chocolate well squished chocolate, though had you seen my pj trousers you'd have understood why he thought differently as the brown melted chocolate was very well placed near the crotch.
He's still laughing now needless to say won't be wearing those pj bottoms tonight and the throw (thank god there was one on the sofa) is now in the wash.
He reckons this won't be funny to you - hubby says you'd have to have been here and if you were no doubt all of you would be in a heap together.
Oh well I've had a messy day today, after jet washing the path earlier I was covered head to toe in muddy spots though hubby just thought i was being silly then - good job I can laugh at myself eh
Tip for today don't eat chocolate buttons while laying on the sofa
Jen
Hubby treated me to a bag of GIANT choccy buttons today from the shop, some of you may already see where this is going?
After we'd eaten this evening he brought them through and handed them over after pinching a few, anyway I was half laying across the sofa reading a book when the cat startled me I wasn't aware that i'd dropped any buttons but.........................
Went to get up and suggested to hubby it was getting late, up early kids have school etc etc when he stared at the sofa with a look of horror on his face, he then looked up at me asked me to turn round and said OH MY GOD
Then he inspected the dodgy brown stains on the settee closer to discover it was chocolate well squished chocolate, though had you seen my pj trousers you'd have understood why he thought differently as the brown melted chocolate was very well placed near the crotch.
He's still laughing now needless to say won't be wearing those pj bottoms tonight and the throw (thank god there was one on the sofa) is now in the wash.
He reckons this won't be funny to you - hubby says you'd have to have been here and if you were no doubt all of you would be in a heap together.
Oh well I've had a messy day today, after jet washing the path earlier I was covered head to toe in muddy spots though hubby just thought i was being silly then - good job I can laugh at myself eh
Tip for today don't eat chocolate buttons while laying on the sofa
Jen
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Hi Jen,
something simelar happened to hubby when we first moved in together. I was eating some ferrous rocher choccies in bed and must have dropped some in the bed (messy cow I am!) and hubby was laying on it and when he got up it looked like he had left big skidders in the bed
I pretended to be disgusted with him and he got really upset about it as I had convinced him that he had shat himself!
Its like you say...you have to have been there!
jackie x
something simelar happened to hubby when we first moved in together. I was eating some ferrous rocher choccies in bed and must have dropped some in the bed (messy cow I am!) and hubby was laying on it and when he got up it looked like he had left big skidders in the bed
I pretended to be disgusted with him and he got really upset about it as I had convinced him that he had shat himself!
Its like you say...you have to have been there!
jackie x
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Hi Jen,
something simelar happened to hubby when we first moved in together. I was eating some ferrous rocher choccies in bed and must have dropped some in the bed (messy cow I am!) and hubby was laying on it and when he got up it looked like he had left big skidders in the bed
I pretended to be disgusted with him and he got really upset about it as I had convinced him that he had shat himself!
Its like you say...you have to have been there!
jackie x
something simelar happened to hubby when we first moved in together. I was eating some ferrous rocher choccies in bed and must have dropped some in the bed (messy cow I am!) and hubby was laying on it and when he got up it looked like he had left big skidders in the bed
I pretended to be disgusted with him and he got really upset about it as I had convinced him that he had shat himself!
Its like you say...you have to have been there!
jackie x
Mrs JFW thats wicked lolllll Wow must remember that for next time hubby annoys me, choccy skid marks in the sheets lol.
Being ferrou rochet though my hubby probably would have been cncerned later on to see me licking the sheets lollll
You know I sometimes puzzle with my best mate as to why occasionally we have talk about sh*t????
Lol
oh well I can picture being there Mrs JFW thanks for the humour.
An to all a goodnight Xx
Jen






