Welcome to the BB and POLLY morning breakfast show,ok caller what the fexk ya want

Ya nutter!!!
Make sure you do a weather round-up, tis thick fog here this morning

Tis thick with english people here,where's the fog when ya need it

Thought you were in an Irish pub? Obviously not enough of a regular there yet.You'll have to do something about the clientele when you are!

Im in transit and not the van type.

Escort vans are better, I even learnt to drive one of them once

For those posters who are now confused,I have taken the liberty of moving the OT posts out of the Mateship thread into this one, so that one can continue in a more serious vein, without the BB and Polly breakfast show getting in the way

The Old turtle. Indiana Jhones.

Sic Gloira Transit

If he's sick in his transit he's cleaning it up himself, friendship only goes soooooooo far

nil desperandum carborundum

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This was much more to my liking, especially as they managed to get some kind of talking bird into the mix. "Gamma rays on, Yabba rays on"