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eddie007 Oct 9th 2011 1:08 am

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 

Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 9665791)
In real life. Seems to me that most, but not all, dykes are butt ugly.

.... And couldnt get a decent shag if they tried.... Hence hey stick together... An old arguement... Used by heterosexual males to justify why some women prefer women... And not THEM

However... Must say... Sometimes I have a certain empathy with that belief

soapy© Oct 9th 2011 8:13 am

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9665202)
Here is a list of men I know of on this forum

KPorte
Soapy
Iamthecreaturefromuranus
Renth
Deadvim
Bix
Cresta

and finally Bernieboy, which means being the eighth one, he has to be the closet homosexual

closet?
he has a man bag! :sneaky:

soapy© Oct 9th 2011 8:14 am

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 

Originally Posted by papilon (Post 9665315)
Ever thought about inserting 'Bandit' to the end of your username? ;)

:lol::rofl:

IvanM Oct 9th 2011 3:27 pm

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
I never saw you as someone into the aesthetics of waterways. The ones in Holland look very good.

Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 9665791)
In real life. Seems to me that most, but not all, dykes are butt ugly.


Amazulu Oct 9th 2011 4:27 pm

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 

Originally Posted by IvanM (Post 9666751)
I never saw you as someone into the aesthetics of waterways. The ones in Holland look very good.

I once walked to the Dutch village of Edam along a Dyke - very pleasant it was too.

IvanM Oct 9th 2011 5:10 pm

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Do you go a bit far and end up in a Belgian chocolate shop?


Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 9666788)
I once walked to the Dutch village of Edam along a Dyke - very pleasant it was too.


Amazulu Oct 9th 2011 5:16 pm

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 

Originally Posted by IvanM (Post 9666811)
Do you go a bit far and end up in a Belgian chocolate shop?

Not quite that far

Why are most Dick Vans f**king ugly?
Why are a lot of gay guys good looking?

commonwealth Oct 9th 2011 11:47 pm

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 

Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 9666814)
Why are a lot of gay guys good looking?

because we moisturise, clip our hair, go to the gym and love displaying our bodies :D


IvanM Oct 10th 2011 8:58 am

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Maybe you need some variety in your life.

Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 9666814)
Not quite that far

Why are most Dick Vans f**king ugly?
Why are a lot of gay guys good looking?


Perthbum Oct 10th 2011 10:52 am

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
I really like this thread.

carolinephillips Oct 10th 2011 2:29 pm

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 

Originally Posted by moneypenny20 (Post 9665693)
It's kind of odd, in an uninteresting way, but I can't think of one person in my year at school who was gay or even appeared gay. Both daughters have/had at least half a dozen in their years. We had a reunion a few years back, nope none, unless it was really really deeply hidden but there would still be rumours and there aren't.

I was engaged to someone who went to school with me once (Childhood sweethearts). I broke off the engagement:there was just something wrong. He lives with his mother now and his job is designing embroidery patterns for badges.

Turban Explorer Oct 10th 2011 2:33 pm

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 

Originally Posted by carolinephillips (Post 9668329)
I was engaged to someone who went to school with me once (Childhood sweethearts). I broke off the engagement:there was just something wrong. He lives with his mother now and his job is designing embroidery patterns for badges.

I imagine never a day passes without you regretting splitting up with that guy..

papilon Oct 10th 2011 5:37 pm

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 

Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 9666814)

Why are most Dick Vans f**king ugly?

Not in the movies i watch :)

Amazulu Oct 10th 2011 5:55 pm

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 

Originally Posted by papilon (Post 9668463)
Not in the movies i watch :)

True, but they're not really Dick Vans

The reality is very different

Turban Explorer Oct 10th 2011 6:13 pm

Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 

Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 9668479)
True, but they're not really Dick Vans

The reality is very different

they'll probably scrub up nicely when they're out of the lesbian phase - cute frock, make up, pretty long hair.


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