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-   The Barbie (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/)
-   -   One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals? (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/one-8-married-men-closet-homosexuals-735032/)

sonlymewalter Oct 8th 2011 7:19 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9665513)
It's the same reflex reaction to the mention of a 'Fudge Packer' ... Some things are just inherently amusing.
naaa that one doesnt do it for me.......

So....are you in this 12.5% or are you in the 20% of openly gay - which makes it 32.5% of the population being gay:blink:

I have a few gay mates but nowhere near 32.5%. Is there somefink you're hidin Vim:sneaky:

DeadVim Oct 8th 2011 7:23 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Originally Posted by rasen78 (Post 9665516)
Like the always amusing 'Finger of Fudge' song from the 80's advert...but oh so wrong in sooo many ways:eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdITFVpAJvM
Yeh, as wrong as Gary Glitter advertising rail cards ... :eek:

Originally Posted by sonlymewalter (Post 9665519)
naaa that one doesnt do it for me.......

So....are you in this 12.5% or are you in the 20% of openly gay - which makes it 32.5% of the population being gay:blink:

I have a few gay mates but nowhere near 32.5%. Is there somefink you're hidin Vim:sneaky:
I could be, could be ... I don't know any gay people actually.

<Thinks again> No, nobody. Nor in the UK.

sonlymewalter Oct 8th 2011 7:29 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9665522)
Yeh, as wrong as Gary Glitter advertising rail cards ... :eek:



I could be, could be ... I don't know any gay people actually.

<Thinks again> No, nobody. Nor in the UK.
That's cos they're hiding it from you:rolleyes:

Go look in the cupboard......

IvanM Oct 8th 2011 7:47 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
I have kept the leather chaps and the @Rse floss hidden.

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9665246)
But does she constantly catch you playing hide-and-seek in there, is the real question?

IvanM Oct 8th 2011 7:48 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Are you trying to say that does not happen in real life?

Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 9665413)
Ummm... In real life? Or on those films you watch where they then invite some bloke to join them?

eddie007 Oct 8th 2011 7:53 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Originally Posted by IvanM (Post 9665559)
Are you trying to say that does not happen in real life?
In my experience women who are into women are into women... And have NO intereest in having a man join them....

But thats just MY experience....

Broad Shoulders Oct 8th 2011 7:58 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 9665564)
In my experience women who are into women are into women... And have NO intereest in having a man join them....

But thats just MY experience....
That's bullish!t, my mate Dave went on a contiki tour of Latvia last month and said he shagged twin sisters who were also nuns and enjoyed rope burns

Japonica Oct 8th 2011 8:01 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9665575)
That's bullish!t, my mate Dave went on a contiki tour of Latvia last month and said he shagged twin sisters who were also nuns and enjoyed rope burns
Geez, Contiki should use that in their promo... :p

Perthbum Oct 8th 2011 8:07 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
All the men on here would 100% pack some fudge if they were on a desert island for a few years without women :thumbup: wonder who would be the fudge pushers and the fudge keepers.:)


Dead Vim would be a "taker" IMO.

sonlymewalter Oct 8th 2011 8:10 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Originally Posted by Japonica (Post 9665583)
Geez, Contiki should use that in their promo... :p
who wants to go on holiday with a pair of nuns:confused:


:rofl:

Broad Shoulders Oct 8th 2011 8:12 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Originally Posted by sonlymewalter (Post 9665606)
who wants to go on holiday with a pair of nuns:confused:


:rofl:
He also banged a Czech Nurse while he was in hospital getting treated for syphilis

eddie007 Oct 8th 2011 8:13 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9665575)
That's bullish!t, my mate Dave went on a contiki tour of Latvia last month and said he shagged twin sisters who were also nuns and enjoyed rope burns
Did he put the pictures on facebook?

DeadVim Oct 8th 2011 8:13 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Originally Posted by Perthbum (Post 9665597)
All the men on here would 100% pack some fudge if they were on a desert island for a few years without women :thumbup: wonder who would be the fudge pushers and the fudge keepers.:)


Dead Vim would be a "taker" IMO.
An island without women? Hmmm, frightfully close right now ;)

Broad Shoulders Oct 8th 2011 8:13 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Originally Posted by eddie007 (Post 9665612)
Did he put the pictures on facebook?
I've already been warned once before for posting xrated photos on here.

If you want to see them PM me

eddie007 Oct 8th 2011 8:15 pm
Re: One in 8 married men are closet homosexuals?
 
Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 9665615)
I've already been warned once before for posting xrated photos on here.

If you want to see them PM me
Tried to pm you

But Apparently your box is full


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