Originally Posted by Professional Princess

When Im old I shall wet my knicks
Throw my food and dribble down my tits
Ill shit my pants and throw faeces on the floor
Eat my dinner and scream for more

I shall yell and cry and call for 'keith'
Clank my food with my loose false teeth
Ill chew my meat and leave it on my dish
Sit next to Soapy and listen to his pish

When Im old my bum will sag
And somewhat resemble a carrier bag
My titties will hang like spaniel ears
My hair will be permed like the other old dears

I shall have my posse of elderly girls
Who have their hair in tight purple curls
We will shout and swear if we are told off
And piss our pants every time we cough.