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Originally Posted by moneypen20
Don't worry about it MrsD It's a sad game, played everywhere, but no where near as entertaining as AFL
Bugger the AFL, I was worried they were talking about rugby league, if it's soccer they are talking about I agree with Hutch .
 
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Originally Posted by MrsDagboy
Bugger the AFL, I was worried they were talking about rugby league, if it's soccer they are talking about I agree with Hutch .
I agree with Hutch, bunch of overpaid, ponytailed nancy boys rolling around in agony every time they break a fingernail.
 
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OK then, explain to me why you would be in a queue for the till if you've no purse in the first place? Wouldn't you be with your friend who is trying on shoes, offering your opinion?
 
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Originally Posted by spiral tribe
Ah, the beautiful game. The offside rule explained for the weeker sex. Gotta love it.
that would be spelt 'weaker', oh strong one
 
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Does this have anything to do with hockey?
 
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Originally Posted by Shellfish
that would be spelt 'weaker', oh strong one
Something a teacher told me hundreds of years ago at school:

The weaker sex is the stronger sex
because of the weakness of the stronger sex
for the weaker sex
 
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Something a teacher told me hundreds of years ago at school

Ahhhhhh, so you don't just look that old, you really are that old?
 
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Originally Posted by renth
I agree with Hutch, bunch of overpaid, ponytailed nancy boys rolling around in agony every time they break a fingernail.
Indeed. I can't believe how everytime the ball goes out,everyone says "mine" like they honestly belive the ball is theirs. Last time, I checked, if you kicked the ball out, then the ball is the opposition's.

Even worse is the way they talk to the referees. In rugby union, and league, on a decision, generally the captain will approach the ref and ask for an explanation. I'd give the poofterball lot the red card the moment they stepped out of line with their mass hysterics. In rugby union, you talkback, you get 10 metres.

Poofterball players are like children in many ways. It ruins a perfectly good sport, otherwise 'beautiful'. Quite unwatchable. Apart form World Cups where there is a bit of novelty.
 
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Originally Posted by thatsnotquiteright
Indeed. I can't believe how everytime the ball goes out,everyone says "mine" like they honestly belive the ball is theirs. Last time, I checked, if you kicked the ball out, then the ball is the opposition's.

Even worse is the way they talk to the referees. In rugby union, and league, on a decision, generally the captain will approach the ref and ask for an explanation. I'd give the poofterball lot the red card the moment they stepped out of line with their mass hysterics. In rugby union, you talkback, you get 10 metres.

Poofterball players are like children in many ways. It ruins a perfectly good sport, otherwise 'beautiful'. Quite unwatchable. Apart form World Cups where there is a bit of novelty.
The sad thing is that the antics of players like Wayne Rooney, reacting badly to referees decisions, is witnessed by the nation's youngsters who idolise these dickheads, who see them as role models.
 

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