No More!!
Sep 14th 2008 | 5:34 am
#16
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Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 4,800
From: Somerly, Perth
Re: No More!!
Shops that sell 'pints' of milk...... 
That's a crime in itself!
That's a crime in itself!
Sep 14th 2008 | 5:44 am
#17
is happy to be here :)
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 4,800
From: Somerly, Perth
Re: No More!!
Retirement villages - they now have them for 45 years old and upwards. Does that mean at 46, Mr PP has to go in one and I have to stay behind until I catch up? Newsflash! you are not old at 45, at 55 you do not need to go into a retirement village, you are not over the hill and shock horror, you can still have a sex life and not need inconti pads.
Congratulations PP! You now know what the true Australia is like, and have well and truly stamped on, and chucked your rose tints out!
Last edited by Tiawamutu; Sep 14th 2008 at 5:49 am.
Sep 14th 2008 | 6:32 am
#18
no stressin no fussin....
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 12,616
From: Fantasy Island....
Re: No More!!
Sam might not have kids but I have and everything she says is spot on
Oh and Sam; the wiggles want putting to sleep
Oh and Sam; the wiggles want putting to sleep
Sep 14th 2008 | 8:38 am
#19
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Joined: May 2008
Posts: 187
Re: No More!!
So far then the following appear on a hit list
The:
Badly dressed
Slow Payers at supermarkets
Wiggles and the Wriggles
Hoons (consensus on this)
Toddlers who answer the phone
Parents who let their kids run amok.
I`d like to add,
The traffic light timing manager (there is bound to be one)
And todays favourite that Futting bird outside my window and 5am,!! I will take pleasure in resolving that problem, oh but so slowly!!!
The:
Badly dressed
Slow Payers at supermarkets
Wiggles and the Wriggles
Hoons (consensus on this)
Toddlers who answer the phone
Parents who let their kids run amok.
I`d like to add,
The traffic light timing manager (there is bound to be one)
And todays favourite that Futting bird outside my window and 5am,!! I will take pleasure in resolving that problem, oh but so slowly!!!
Sep 14th 2008 | 10:15 am
#20
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Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 9,316
Re: No More!!
I'd like to ban:
I'm sure there's more...
- fat birds with crop tops showing their midriffs
- male cyclists that shave their legs
- old ladies in halter tops
- car drivers with a BMI greater than 30
- people who blame Australia for their own bad decisions
- dog owners who think that everyone else should love their dog (I don't want your dog sticking its nose into my picnic food - thanks!)
- smoking (yeah the time has come)
- stupidly powerful cars on the road
- small people in large 4WDs
- short people in airline seats with leg room
- people who complain about kids being kids
I'm sure there's more...
Sep 14th 2008 | 10:21 am
#21
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Posts: 9,316
Re: No More!!
On the wiggles; I loved a sketch by Comedy Inc where two mums are talking over the BBQ.
One says "Where are the Kids?"
"Oh! They're watching the Wiggles inside. I'll just go and check on them."
She goes inside and there are the Wiggles tied up being guarded by the kids with guns.
"Good job kids. Remember to give it to them if they start that freaky hand thing."
One says "Where are the Kids?"
"Oh! They're watching the Wiggles inside. I'll just go and check on them."
She goes inside and there are the Wiggles tied up being guarded by the kids with guns.
"Good job kids. Remember to give it to them if they start that freaky hand thing."
Sep 15th 2008 | 9:23 pm
#22
saoirse
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 6,248
Re: No More!!
Just thought of two more,
****ing reformed smokers.
People who won't discipline their children.
****ing reformed smokers.
People who won't discipline their children.
