Ok, having been the victim again of crass stupidity and risking my life and limb whilst attempting to buy a pint of milk. I`m going to run for the next Premier vacancy.

Top of my list to erradicate.

1. Circa 1988 Holden Commodores, The White ones will be burnt in front of their spotty owners.
2.Those stupid cheeky munkey coats.
3. The hats that seem to accompany all of the above.
4. Those in the governement that deem it necessary for all job hunters to have a certificate for everything yet allow overseas "doctors" ply their trade without any recourse or checks.

Any more??

People who drive cars with hats on

People with mullet haircuts

People that wear leggings with short tops, displaying camel toe olympics

The Wriggles - bloody hell, Jesus Christ - The Wriggles

Drink/Driving - take their bloody cars and crush them, make them watch, no second chances - zero tolerance.

Anyone caught yelling insults out of their car window while driving by a bus stop ought to have piss squirted in their eyes. Why do they do that?

Funeral adverts - 'a time to be born, a time to die', they are making out that dying is 'the new black' and how wonderful it will be if you call them NOW to discuss your impending death which is of course made uber cool by playing that shite music.

Retirement villages - they now have them for 45 years old and upwards. Does that mean at 46, Mr PP has to go in one and I have to stay behind until I catch up? Newsflash! you are not old at 45, at 55 you do not need to go into a retirement village, you are not over the hill and shock horror, you can still have a sex life and not need inconti pads.

People who have been slow adopters of metrication

WW

I think you might mean 'The Wiggles'.

I hate them anyway, bloody hate them and that stupid advert with the kid reading out from a book and she starts saying their names and then they show those revolting skinny men shaking their hips.

Jesus it ought to be illegal.

People who drive their kids to school who live less than 2km away. They should be shot in the back of the head.

Males wearing ankle socks. It's just wrong. It looks wrong. Cut that shit out please.

People who wait until all their shopping has been scanned and their bags packed before rummaging around in their bags/wallets for money.
"Oh? I need something called money???? Shall I look for some now??"
The next person to do that around me gets a right good old-fashioned stabbing.


Unwanted relatives calling in un-announced and staying all fucking day, no sign of leaving.....and their stupid fucking kids running up and down the hall, slamming doors and making noise.


I've loads more but it annoys me when people go on

Can I just ask another question if I may be so greedy? Why do some parents come to visit and then appear to hand over responsibility for their kids and allow them to do what they want, crunch biscuit/food into your furniture, allow them to break things/pull dog around and generally do bugger all to control them. Then when their brat picks up your hot coffee, it is you who is expected not to allow them while they sit there and watch.

My friend Liz did that to me - I mean it is HER kid and not mine and it is MY house and not hers.

God that annoys the knicks off me.

You know what else makes my blood boil? When parents put their bloody kids on the phone to speak to you.
"Oh i've got little Lorcan here with me,he wants to say hello"
You have to spend the next thirty seconds listening to some fucking one year old gibbering down the phone at you.

I just hang up now.

OMG that is so true, the amount of times I have had to listen to a kid dribbling down the phone - well it sounds like they are dribbling.

What on earth can you say when a mother puts her baby to 'talk' to you down the phone?

And another thing, I hate it when I phone someone and they repeatedly hold the phone away from you to argue with their kid -my sister does that alot.

You are holding on, wasting your money listening to 'Will you wait for your dinner, now what have you done with your lunch?'

Next time that happens I might say 'Have a word with Gordon' and then put the phone to my cat and expect them to talk to them.

You haven't got kids, have you Sam...

Teacher's dirty looks!