Neighbours from Hell!
Aug 2nd 2007, 9:41 pm
#1
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Posts: 2,027
Neighbours from Hell!
Council land rate valuers want to charge us more if we live in a
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in
rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount!
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family
is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed
or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police
still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his
son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out
in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They
are out of control. ..........
Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in
rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount!
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family
is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed
or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police
still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his
son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out
in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They
are out of control. ..........
Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
Aug 2nd 2007, 9:42 pm
#2
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Aug 2nd 2007, 9:49 pm
#3
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
LOL!!! Thats brilliant!
Aug 2nd 2007, 9:54 pm
#4
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Council land rate valuers want to charge us more if we live in a
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in
rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount!
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family
is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed
or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police
still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his
son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out
in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They
are out of control. ..........
Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in
rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount!
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family
is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed
or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police
still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his
son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out
in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They
are out of control. ..........
Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
Aug 2nd 2007, 10:02 pm
#5
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 6,248
Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Council land rate valuers want to charge us more if we live in a
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in
rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount!
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family
is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed
or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police
still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his
son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out
in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They
are out of control. ..........
Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in
rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount!
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family
is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed
or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police
still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his
son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out
in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They
are out of control. ..........
Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
Aug 2nd 2007, 10:19 pm
#6
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Location: Melbourne
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Very, very good!
Aug 2nd 2007, 10:26 pm
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Council land rate valuers want to charge us more if we live in a
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in
rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount!
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family
is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed
or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police
still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his
son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out
in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They
are out of control. ..........
Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in
rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount!
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family
is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed
or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police
still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his
son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out
in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They
are out of control. ..........
Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
Aug 2nd 2007, 10:28 pm
#8
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Location: Solihull2Gold Coast-Sept '06
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
BRILL!
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Kama sent
Aug 3rd 2007, 1:09 am
#9
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Good one
Aug 3rd 2007, 2:46 am
#10
Where traffic lights rule
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Posts: 2,460
Re: Neighbours from Hell!
lol it took me a while
Council land rate valuers want to charge us more if we live in a
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in
rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount!
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family
is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed
or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police
still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his
son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out
in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They
are out of control. ..........
Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in
rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount!
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family
is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed
or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police
still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his
son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who
everyone thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out
in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They
are out of control. ..........
Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
Aug 3rd 2007, 2:56 am
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
nice one. it took me a while, but well funny. cheered up my nightshift no end!
Aug 3rd 2007, 3:28 am
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Location: Elsternwick/Melbourne
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
LOL ...you should put that in the Lounge for all the patriotic Brits who live in America 
Aug 3rd 2007, 7:49 am
#13
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
fantastic
Aug 3rd 2007, 8:57 am
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Send the free loading feckers off to america,the yanks love that sort of shite:curse: