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Neighbours from Hell!
Council land rate valuers want to charge us more if we live in a
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount! We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police still do nothing. Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet. All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay. Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of control. .......... Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle? |
Re: Neighbours from Hell!
:lol::lol::lol:
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
LOL!!! Thats brilliant!:thumbsup:
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Originally Posted by Vanessa
(Post 5140296)
Council land rate valuers want to charge us more if we live in a
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount! We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police still do nothing. Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet. All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay. Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of control. .......... Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle? |
Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Originally Posted by Vanessa
(Post 5140296)
Council land rate valuers want to charge us more if we live in a
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount! We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police still do nothing. Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet. All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay. Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of control. .......... Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle? :rofl::rofl::rofl::thumbsup: |
Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Very, very good!;)
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Originally Posted by Vanessa
(Post 5140296)
Council land rate valuers want to charge us more if we live in a
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount! We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police still do nothing. Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet. All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay. Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of control. .......... Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle? |
Re: Neighbours from Hell!
BRILL! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Kama sent:thumbsup: |
Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Good one:thumbsup:
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
lol it took me a while :rofl:
Originally Posted by Vanessa
(Post 5140296)
Council land rate valuers want to charge us more if we live in a
nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas so I'm looking forward to a discount! We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs. Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but, the police still do nothing. Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet. All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay. Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of control. .......... Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle? |
Re: Neighbours from Hell!
:thumbup: nice one. it took me a while, but well funny. cheered up my nightshift no end!
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
LOL ...you should put that in the Lounge for all the patriotic Brits who live in America :D
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
fantastic :thumbsup:
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Send the free loading feckers off to america,the yanks love that sort of shite:curse:
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Re: Neighbours from Hell!
Originally Posted by Bernieboy
(Post 5142280)
Send the free loading feckers off to america,the yanks love that sort of shite:curse:
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