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Old Mar 19th 2008, 9:38 am
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Whats this Nasal enhancer product? I've heard it on the radio, its on the back of shopping dockets its on Billboards, on TV....can't Aussie boys get it up? All work and no play? Is the advertising as hard driven in the Northern Hemisphere?

This is what they say....

Do you have a problem getting an erection?

Do you come too quickly?

What is this stuff you snort up you conk? How much? Anyone out there used it? Does it do the business?

And there's more, driving along [as you do] I see a car splattered with Dial 1800 Cellulite......wtf?

'hello, can I have some cellulite please? yes of course Sir, we'll send you our very latest machine that will give you cellulite cheeks within days???? That will be $2 million down and 50 years at......fast food eateries.

...having never had a problem with getting an erection, as I get wiser I have noticed it doesn't tweak as much, so if this nasal delivery system is all its cracked up to be would you if you were me give it a go?

Thanks in advance

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...having never had a problem with getting an erection, as I get wiser I have noticed it doesn't tweak as much, so if this nasal delivery system is all its cracked up to be would you if you were me give it a go?

Thanks in advance

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What on earth is tweaking?
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What on earth is tweaking?
Penis Flinching...

Its when the man stands there all smiles, n says WATCH THIS.. i can make it move lololol
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Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
Penis Flinching...

Its when the man stands there all smiles, n says WATCH THIS.. i can make it move lololol
Now if I could just remember which muscle is responsible for that movement.....
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Now if I could just remember which muscle is responsible for that movement.....
Its called the SHAVENUS VAGINIS !
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Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
Its called the SHAVENUS VAGINIS !
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Originally Posted by Ozzidoc
Now if I could just remember which muscle is responsible for that movement.....
Please take this seriously

Me and Gertie tried Viagra [only once] half a tab each and all she got was a HOT FLUSH.

My willy is in perfect working order and my prostate...but one must plan for any contigency, I mean theres a few on here must get brewers droop

Is it a quick snifter up each nostril and then wham bam thank you pam?


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Please take this seriously
What on earth suggested that I wasn't?

I was serious! I should know the names of the muscle/s and even after several hours sleep I can't!!
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Ischiocavernous muscle is what helps keep it up and the pubococcygeus muscle is the one that makes it move. So, men do your Kegel's to strengthen your PC muscle and you shouldn't need the nasal delivery system.


Oh, and OH, the system is medication delivered through the nose to help a man either achieve or maintain an erection. Mucous membranes absorb medications quickly, so like snorting cocaine the effect is really quick.
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Ischiocavernous muscle is what helps keep it up and the pubococcygeus muscle is the one that makes it move. So, men do your Kegel's to strengthen your PC muscle and you shouldn't need the nasal delivery system.


Oh, and OH, the system is medication delivered through the nose to help a man either achieve or maintain an erection. Mucous membranes absorb medications quickly, so like snorting cocaine the effect is really quick.
Thanks - I def knew the up tissue, but was unsure of the movement one!
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ok , well i have views on this ... i'll keep them to myself for now
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Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
Penis Flinching...

Its when the man stands there all smiles, n says WATCH THIS.. i can make it move lololol
Too many wrong images this early in the morning
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I know all the muscle groups.

Itchyus Genetalis .. is the starter.

Fiddlus scotiaris

flickerdeeendus bellendum

which causes blood to flow

leading to

Hugeus Erectile Pubis Massivorem D'dong

resulting in

CumCUmMaLady
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Originally Posted by Timber Floor Au
I know all the muscle groups.

Itchyus Genetalis .. is the starter.

Fiddlus scotiaris

flickerdeeendus bellendum

which causes blood to flow

leading to

Hugeus Erectile Pubis Massivorem D'dong

resulting in

CumCUmMaLady
What a load of BALLS

There I am this morning lying stark bo@@*k naked, [with a semi] and my DH said 'hanging scrotum yuk' promptly popped her night
shades on and went to sleep.

Nurses and night shifts certainly buggers up the marital bedtime rumpy pumpy..So as I get up she comes in...and forget a bit of afternoon delight!

I'm off to practice me Kegel's
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