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I was thinking of starting up a small zoo, so I wrote a letter to London Zoo,
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a zoo, please send me 2 mongooses"
I thought that didn't sound right so I tried again,
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongeese"
Nope, that still didn't sound right,
"Dear Sir, Im starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongi"
Ahh f**k it I thought,
"Dear Sir, Im starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose".
" P.S. Send me another one"
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a zoo, please send me 2 mongooses"
I thought that didn't sound right so I tried again,
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongeese"
Nope, that still didn't sound right,
"Dear Sir, Im starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongi"
Ahh f**k it I thought,
"Dear Sir, Im starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose".
" P.S. Send me another one"
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god its lonely on here were are you all gone
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OK Eugene, your location still says Newbury yet you said you were in Sydney but heading for Perth/Broome/QLD? who knows where????
How can we keep you company when we don't know where you are?
How can we keep you company when we don't know where you are?
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I was thinking of starting up a small zoo, so I wrote a letter to London Zoo,
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a zoo, please send me 2 mongooses"
I thought that didn't sound right so I tried again,
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongeese"
Nope, that still didn't sound right,
"Dear Sir, Im starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongi"
Ahh f**k it I thought,
"Dear Sir, Im starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose".
" P.S. Send me another one"
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a zoo, please send me 2 mongooses"
I thought that didn't sound right so I tried again,
"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongeese"
Nope, that still didn't sound right,
"Dear Sir, Im starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongi"
Ahh f**k it I thought,
"Dear Sir, Im starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose".
" P.S. Send me another one"
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