The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Sep 19th 2007, 8:08 am
#46
Joined: Sep 2005
Posts: 23,400
Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Discover your 'inner female man' and get a gay best friend and hold hands with him in the most Aussie town you can find (redneck).
Paint your Ute bright pink and have the words 'tinkerbell' on the side and 'gay love' on the other.
Insist on warming up your beer in the microwave and say chilled beer is wank and makes your stomach hurt.
Say you wouldnt feed lamingtons to your dog and you thought coming to australia would be like England in the sun.
Tell them you have only migrated as it is second best, you really wanted to go to NZ but Australia is the consolation prize.
Ask a tough Aussie bloke if he wouldnt mind holding your hand (if you are a bloke), as you really miss your boyfriend.
Ban the word 'bloody' from the workplace and say if anyone dares to go off sick then you will grass their arse and get them sacked.
Tell them mullet hair cuts are for tossers and the Billy Ray Cyrus look is for ladyboys.
Paint your Ute bright pink and have the words 'tinkerbell' on the side and 'gay love' on the other.
Insist on warming up your beer in the microwave and say chilled beer is wank and makes your stomach hurt.
Say you wouldnt feed lamingtons to your dog and you thought coming to australia would be like England in the sun.
Tell them you have only migrated as it is second best, you really wanted to go to NZ but Australia is the consolation prize.
Ask a tough Aussie bloke if he wouldnt mind holding your hand (if you are a bloke), as you really miss your boyfriend.
Ban the word 'bloody' from the workplace and say if anyone dares to go off sick then you will grass their arse and get them sacked.
Tell them mullet hair cuts are for tossers and the Billy Ray Cyrus look is for ladyboys.
Sep 19th 2007, 8:58 am
#47
BE Forum Addict
Joined: May 2005
Location: Mornington
Posts: 1,650
Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Tell them mullet hair cuts are for tossers and the Billy Ray Cyrus look is for ladyboys.
I already tell them that
well if they are smaller than me I do
I already tell them that
well if they are smaller than me I do
Sep 19th 2007, 12:00 pm
#49
I'm watching YOU...
Joined: Oct 2004
Location: Searching for The Doctor
Posts: 844
Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Turn up to a BBQ empty handed
Sep 19th 2007, 1:29 pm
#50
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Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 65,493
Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Go fishing and whatever the size of fish you catch, throw it back 
