The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Sep 17th 2007, 11:43 pm
#31
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Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
drive a small car
Sep 17th 2007, 11:48 pm
#32
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Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Forget to ask "how are ya?"
Sep 17th 2007, 11:49 pm
#33
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Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Replace your Car Tyres before they look like Racing Slicks
Sep 17th 2007, 11:51 pm
#34
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Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Oh yeah, hadn't really noticed that till now Doh!! Begs the question though .....why put prices on stuff in a denomination that doesn't even exist?
Sep 17th 2007, 11:53 pm
#35
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Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Stop at a Red Traffic Light
Sep 17th 2007, 11:56 pm
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Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Move to another country, pick holes in it and then post whiny little missives on a message board.
Sep 18th 2007, 1:27 am
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Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
If anyone asks 'how are you?'
Reply with 'I have a torn rectum, my dog has died and my piles are killing me' and then launch into a twenty minute story about your arse and your dead dog. Sob noisily and clutch the person who has asked you how you are and wipe your snotty nose on their cardi.
Tell them that you hate the sun, surfing is for tossers, blue heelers are not proper dogs and that England did them a favour by introducing the cat as it has done a good job culling those bloody noisy birds.
Tell them that wildlife should be illegal and then make a big demo of stamping on spiders and poisoning snake nests.
Tell them that Iron Man contest is for creaming poofters.
Reply with 'I have a torn rectum, my dog has died and my piles are killing me' and then launch into a twenty minute story about your arse and your dead dog. Sob noisily and clutch the person who has asked you how you are and wipe your snotty nose on their cardi.
Tell them that you hate the sun, surfing is for tossers, blue heelers are not proper dogs and that England did them a favour by introducing the cat as it has done a good job culling those bloody noisy birds.
Tell them that wildlife should be illegal and then make a big demo of stamping on spiders and poisoning snake nests.
Tell them that Iron Man contest is for creaming poofters.
Sep 18th 2007, 1:28 am
#39
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Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Say that VB is just about the worst beer brewed on this Planet.
And by the way I have drunk some shite beer around this World to qualify that statement.
And by the way I have drunk some shite beer around this World to qualify that statement.
Sep 18th 2007, 2:04 am
#40
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Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Wear a suit ANYWHERE. Includng weddings and funerals, unless you are a ponced up NRL pansy.
Sep 18th 2007, 5:41 am
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Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
Sep 18th 2007, 8:54 pm
#44
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Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
If anyone asks 'how are you?'
Reply with 'I have a torn rectum, my dog has died and my piles are killing me' and then launch into a twenty minute story about your arse and your dead dog. Sob noisily and clutch the person who has asked you how you are and wipe your snotty nose on their cardi.
Tell them that you hate the sun, surfing is for tossers, blue heelers are not proper dogs and that England did them a favour by introducing the cat as it has done a good job culling those bloody noisy birds.
Tell them that wildlife should be illegal and then make a big demo of stamping on spiders and poisoning snake nests.
Tell them that Iron Man contest is for creaming poofters.
Reply with 'I have a torn rectum, my dog has died and my piles are killing me' and then launch into a twenty minute story about your arse and your dead dog. Sob noisily and clutch the person who has asked you how you are and wipe your snotty nose on their cardi.
Tell them that you hate the sun, surfing is for tossers, blue heelers are not proper dogs and that England did them a favour by introducing the cat as it has done a good job culling those bloody noisy birds.
Tell them that wildlife should be illegal and then make a big demo of stamping on spiders and poisoning snake nests.
Tell them that Iron Man contest is for creaming poofters.
Bit worried about the 'creaming poofters tho!
Sep 19th 2007, 6:35 am
#45
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Re: The Most Un-Australian thing you could do
support the rubbish English Cricket team
Eat Marmite ( I live on vegemite and have done since I was a young kid)
Feed my child marmite
Not let my Aus flag have pride of place in my bedroom window. (wake up every morning with the sun shining through the flag)
Forget Australia day
Not ask for VB in walkabout
Not have pineapple and beetroot on my burgers
Call chips crisps
Call lollies sweets
Not understand what a piker is (not a traveller)
Eat Marmite ( I live on vegemite and have done since I was a young kid)
Feed my child marmite
Not let my Aus flag have pride of place in my bedroom window. (wake up every morning with the sun shining through the flag)
Forget Australia day
Not ask for VB in walkabout
Not have pineapple and beetroot on my burgers
Call chips crisps
Call lollies sweets
Not understand what a piker is (not a traveller)
