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scottishcelts Jun 14th 2009 12:34 am

Re: Monty Python Fans
 

Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack (Post 7663385)
"NONE is to stone ANyone....until I blow this whistle...




even if he DOES say Jehovah!!"

:rofl:

Broad Shoulders Jun 14th 2009 11:28 pm

Re: Monty Python Fans
 
Are there any women here?

Damson Jun 14th 2009 11:34 pm

Re: Monty Python Fans
 

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 7666153)
Are there any women here?

Question or quote (don't recall it if it is)? If its the former, then yep there is at least one!

Broad Shoulders Jun 14th 2009 11:39 pm

Re: Monty Python Fans
 

Originally Posted by Lorrielou (Post 7666172)
Question or quote (don't recall it if it is)? If its the former, then yep there is at least one!

No women are permitted at stonings! So please leave

kar-kier Jun 15th 2009 12:10 am

Re: Monty Python Fans
 

Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 7666187)
No women are permitted at stonings! So please leave

And i thought my beard had you all fooled!! :p

Damson Jun 15th 2009 12:57 am

Re: Monty Python Fans
 

Originally Posted by kar-kier (Post 7666295)
And i thought my beard had you all fooled!! :p


Bugger, me too.

Damson Jun 15th 2009 12:58 am

Re: Monty Python Fans
 

Originally Posted by Lorrielou (Post 7666461)
Bugger, me too.


That wasn't an invitation!
Just read my post and quickly realised it was just plain wrong.

MartinLuther Jun 15th 2009 1:20 am

Re: Monty Python Fans
 
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me, you don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves! You're all individuals!
The Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd (in unison): Yes, we are all different!
Man in Crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Shhh!

I think the Man in Crowd sums me up :D

MartinLuther Jun 15th 2009 1:38 am

Re: Monty Python Fans
 
I like this bit from the Wikipedia page.


In 2009, it was announced that a thirty-year old ban of the film in the Welsh town of Aberystwyth was finally lifted, and the following showing was attended by Terry Jones and Michael Palin alongside mayor Sue Jones-Davies (who portrayed Judith Iscariot in the film). However, before the showing, an Aberystwyth University student discovered that the film actually never was banned in Aberystwyth, but was shown (or was scheduled to be shown) at a cinema in the town in 1981

tiredwithtwins Jun 15th 2009 9:17 am

Re: Monty Python Fans
 
cant beleive no one has mentioned ...

... SPAM!!!!!

''what have you got then?''
''Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. ''

:lol::lol::lol:

Possums Jun 15th 2009 11:05 am

Re: Monty Python Fans
 

Originally Posted by tiredwithtwins (Post 7667711)
cant beleive no one has mentioned ...

... SPAM!!!!!

''what have you got then?''
''Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. ''

:lol::lol::lol:

YAY :thumbup:

how about the Piston engine? how do you cook it? :lol:

asher Jun 15th 2009 12:37 pm

Re: Monty Python Fans
 
There are just so many gems I can't choose between them though my sons always loved

your muzzer was a hamster and your fazzer was an elderberry I fart in your general direction :rofl:

hawkwind Jun 19th 2009 4:14 pm

Re: Monty Python Fans
 
Another of my favourites is:

Brian and the Centurion (John Cleese) with the "Romans Go Home" bit of "The Life of Brian"...

How many Romans????!!!

Now write it out 100 times before sunrise.....

Rick

Stockton Jun 19th 2009 4:27 pm

Re: Monty Python Fans
 
"She turned me into a newt!"

Pause while everyone stares at him

"I got better"

kar-kier Jun 19th 2009 9:00 pm

Re: Monty Python Fans
 

Originally Posted by hawkwind (Post 7682212)
Another of my favourites is:

Brian and the Centurion (John Cleese) with the "Romans Go Home" bit of "The Life of Brian"...

How many Romans????!!!

Now write it out 100 times before sunrise.....

Rick

. . . or i'll cut your balls off!


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