Moaning Thread
Feb 21st 2006, 12:21 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by walla1
good.
Singapore Airlines
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Hehe, I've been reading that. Quite entertaining
Feb 21st 2006, 12:24 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Driving through the middle of town in the 5 pm leave work traffic and a ****ing great 4x4 decides to pull out from a parking space right in front of me.
I jams on the brakes and hits the horn and end up bumper to bumper at right angles with him.
He then decides as I've stopped he might as well pull out in front of me so begins to slowly inch forward.
No you ****ing don't I hollers and pulls in front of him. I stop giving him the benefit of my best suave Cornish cursing with a waving fist.
Turned out to be a carload of Indians and Da Boss says you just frightened the shit out of him cos he was fumbling like hell to find reverse.
Bastard.
I jams on the brakes and hits the horn and end up bumper to bumper at right angles with him.
He then decides as I've stopped he might as well pull out in front of me so begins to slowly inch forward.
No you ****ing don't I hollers and pulls in front of him. I stop giving him the benefit of my best suave Cornish cursing with a waving fist.
Turned out to be a carload of Indians and Da Boss says you just frightened the shit out of him cos he was fumbling like hell to find reverse.
Bastard.
Feb 21st 2006, 12:27 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by Bix
Driving through the middle of town in the 5 pm leave work traffic and a ****ing great 4x4 decides to pull out from a parking space right in front of me.
I jams on the brakes and hits the horn and end up bumper to bumper at right angles with him.
He then decides as I've stopped he might as well pull out in front of me so begins to slowly inch forward.
No you ****ing don't I hollers and pulls in front of him. I stop giving him the benefit of my best suave Cornish cursing with a waving fist.
Turned out to be a carload of Indians and Da Boss says you just frightened the shit out of him cos he was fumbling like hell to find reverse.
Bastard.
I jams on the brakes and hits the horn and end up bumper to bumper at right angles with him.
He then decides as I've stopped he might as well pull out in front of me so begins to slowly inch forward.
No you ****ing don't I hollers and pulls in front of him. I stop giving him the benefit of my best suave Cornish cursing with a waving fist.
Turned out to be a carload of Indians and Da Boss says you just frightened the shit out of him cos he was fumbling like hell to find reverse.
Bastard.
How can you be bumper to bumper if you are at right angles ?
Feb 21st 2006, 12:29 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Hope you shouted "****in emmets, you tuss!!!!!!"
Feb 21st 2006, 12:30 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
Take it easy bixie boy
How can you be bumper to bumper if you are at right angles ?
How can you be bumper to bumper if you are at right angles ?
Stop being pernickety.
Feb 21st 2006, 12:33 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by rossifumi
Hope you shouted "****in emmets, you tuss!!!!!!"
Feb 21st 2006, 12:34 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by Bix
I was going straight......he was going crooked
Stop being pernickety.
Stop being pernickety.
Still can't understand how you were at right angles and bumper to bumper
Look at it this way...if you were kissing someone..(bumper to bumper) you wouldn't be at right angles...and if you were....you'd be be somewhere else
Feb 21st 2006, 12:35 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
oh, and get those mucky paws off my clean floor ! 
Feb 21st 2006, 12:48 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
pernickety ?
Still can't understand how you were at right angles and bumper to bumper
Look at it this way...if you were kissing someone..(bumper to bumper) you wouldn't be at right angles...and if you were....you'd be be somewhere else
Still can't understand how you were at right angles and bumper to bumper
Look at it this way...if you were kissing someone..(bumper to bumper) you wouldn't be at right angles...and if you were....you'd be be somewhere else
We were at right angles to each other with bumpers very close.
Feb 21st 2006, 12:49 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
oh, and get those mucky paws off my clean floor !
Feb 21st 2006, 12:55 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by Bix
Okay, I need to refine my emotional statement.
We were at right angles to each other with bumpers very close.
We were at right angles to each other with bumpers very close.
Feb 21st 2006, 12:57 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
So did I 
Feb 21st 2006, 12:59 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by Bix
So did I
Feb 21st 2006, 1:25 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
pernickety ?
Still can't understand how you were at right angles and bumper to bumper
Look at it this way...if you were kissing someone..(bumper to bumper) you wouldn't be at right angles...and if you were....you'd be be somewhere else
Still can't understand how you were at right angles and bumper to bumper
Look at it this way...if you were kissing someone..(bumper to bumper) you wouldn't be at right angles...and if you were....you'd be be somewhere else
Feb 21st 2006, 1:29 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by rossifumi
Yes but which part are we kissing?
