Moaning Thread
Feb 20th 2006, 7:12 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by Hutch
Basic design flaw for the uncircumcised male. Pubic hair gets stuck in the foreskin and can dramatically alter the direction and flow of the piss. If you're unlucky it'll dribble down the front of your trousers - or else it'll fire off at some mad angle and douse the shower matt, shower curtain, cistern or anything else unfortunate enough to get in the way. Just because there's an opening there, doesn't mine it fires out in one obvious direction like some laser guided missile. 
Shave all your pubic hair off and that will solve it.
I am so very glad of my lady parts.
Feb 20th 2006, 8:00 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Shave all your pubic hair off and that will solve it.
I am so very glad of my lady parts.
I am so very glad of my lady parts.
Do you mean you've no pubic hair
Feb 20th 2006, 8:06 am
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
Shave all your pubic hair off and that will solve it.
I am so very glad of my lady parts.
I am so very glad of my lady parts.
Well, unless you're a bloke I should hope you are.
Feb 20th 2006, 9:10 pm
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Re: Moaning Thread
Today's moan is...........
Why has my hubby pulled another sicky???
I have to do housework again now
Why has my hubby pulled another sicky???
I have to do housework again now
Feb 20th 2006, 9:33 pm
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by WendyC
Today's moan is...........
Why has my hubby pulled another sicky???
I have to do housework again now
Why has my hubby pulled another sicky???
I have to do housework again now
My moan today is that someone has COPIED MY AVATAR!!!!!!
Feb 20th 2006, 9:38 pm
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Re: Moaning Thread
Only just allowed online ....(my moan)
Good moaning everyone
Good moaning everyone
Feb 20th 2006, 9:58 pm
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Re: Moaning Thread
No-one moaning with me ?
I'll sulk, and stamp my feet !!
I'll sulk, and stamp my feet !!
Feb 20th 2006, 10:00 pm
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
No-one moaning with me ?
I'll sulk, and stamp my feet !!
I'll sulk, and stamp my feet !!
Feb 20th 2006, 10:01 pm
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by rossifumi
Don't get me started
Why not ?..tell me all about it ....
Feb 20th 2006, 10:07 pm
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
I will
Why not ?..tell me all about it ....
Why not ?..tell me all about it ....
Feb 20th 2006, 10:11 pm
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by hilary6
I'll sulk with ya Im in a right mood
Aunty Cas is hear to listen
Feb 20th 2006, 10:22 pm
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
Visa trouble, hubby trouble?? ..what's up ?
Aunty Cas is hear to listen
Aunty Cas is hear to listen
Why is it so hard to get a parcel collected to be delivered!!!
1 firm came on friday refused to take it apparently it was too big!!!
booked with another firm they didnt even bother to turn up yesterday
Boring I know sorry
Feb 20th 2006, 10:29 pm
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
I will
Why not ?..tell me all about it ....
Why not ?..tell me all about it ....
At least I'm not starting at 3:30 PM hey Kay!
Feb 20th 2006, 10:32 pm
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by rossifumi
It's Champions League football on tonight so I'll have to drink again, trying to have a night off.
At least I'm not starting at 3:30 PM hey Kay!
At least I'm not starting at 3:30 PM hey Kay!
Feb 20th 2006, 10:33 pm
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Re: Moaning Thread
Originally Posted by possoms
Fekkin snowing here surely that calls for a drink!!
Are the pubs open yet???
Ermmmm......they will be in Spain, so Ok I'll join ya
