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paulry Jul 6th 2009 4:56 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
Eat your carrots so that you can see in the dark

and

Eat your crust, it'll make your hair curly

Tried the latter on my younger son and his reply was: "but I don't want curly hair" :huh:.

Swerv-o Jul 6th 2009 5:28 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
One coat paint.


S

paulry Jul 6th 2009 6:18 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
Originally Posted by Swerv-o (Post 7730023)
One coat paint.

S
Yes, very true. A big con. I'm yet to find such paint.

Burbage Jul 6th 2009 6:23 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
Originally Posted by paulry (Post 7730123)
Yes, very true. A big con. I'm yet to find such paint.
Six blades on a razor when you only actually use 1 and a half.

Four-ply toilet paper? Might as well use cardboard.

scottishcelts Jul 6th 2009 6:26 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
Originally Posted by Burbage (Post 7730147)
Six blades on a razor when you only actually use 1 and a half.

Four-ply toilet paper? Might as well use cardboard.
Or tracing paper :eek:

They used to use that in public toilets in Scotland when i was a kid :blink:

Kewlcat Jul 6th 2009 6:37 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
World Peace :(

Broad Shoulders Jul 6th 2009 8:32 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
Bras

paulry Jul 6th 2009 8:42 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
spin

paulry Jul 6th 2009 8:43 pm
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House prices

Kewlcat Jul 6th 2009 9:04 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
Politicians' "promises" :frown:

& "Limited" Warranties...:rolleyes:

hitchw Jul 6th 2009 9:07 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 7729577)
:lol: bummer that one huh? :D
In the grand scheme of things it doesn't really matter, but that said, if I went out with a sock down my boxers I'm sure the unlucky lady wouldn't be too impressed!!! ;)

adeelak Jul 6th 2009 10:07 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
Visa type == No Current Visa :sneaky:

scottishcelts Jul 6th 2009 10:19 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
Originally Posted by hitchw (Post 7730486)
In the grand scheme of things it doesn't really matter, but that said, if I went out with a sock down my boxers I'm sure the unlucky lady wouldn't be too impressed!!! ;)
Ah, you've practiced that one then :lol:

coolerkingcooler Jul 6th 2009 10:34 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
Originally Posted by hitchw (Post 7730486)
In the grand scheme of things it doesn't really matter, but that said, if I went out with a sock down my boxers I'm sure the unlucky lady wouldn't be too impressed!!! ;)
That reminds me of the Only Fools and Horses epsisode with Del's OH singing with the Tom Jones wannabe.

Cooler

scottishcelts Jul 6th 2009 10:40 pm
Re: Life's deceptions
 
Originally Posted by coolerkingcooler (Post 7730708)
That reminds me of the Only Fools and Horses epsisode with Del's OH singing with the Tom Jones wannabe.

Cooler
Cwying cwying cwyyyyiiiiing :rofl:

Cwying over you


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