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chrisling Jul 6th 2009 7:13 am

Re: Life's deceptions
 
The photographs of burgers etc. inside every fast food chain.

Centurion Jul 6th 2009 7:14 am

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Yes I'll still respect you in the morning.

sonlymewalter Jul 6th 2009 7:46 am

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Yes, you're the best & biggest I've ever had

MacScot Jul 6th 2009 8:10 am

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Originally Posted by coolerkingcooler (Post 7727924)
Father Christmas - I was gutted when I found out!

Cooler

Me too...that's when I realised that BIG people (adults) told lies and after the Santa Claus brigade episode....religion (gods, angels etc.) at primary school fell into the same category as far as I was concerned...I was an atheist at 7 years old ! Got punished (strap) by the headmaster for not bowing my head and praying in class or assembly...father wrote a letter to same and never looked back...now a scientist of long standing ! :thumbsup:

coolerkingcooler Jul 6th 2009 10:40 am

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Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7729042)
Me too...that's when I realised that BIG people (adults) told lies and after the Santa Claus brigade episode....religion (gods, angels etc.) at primary school fell into the same category as far as I was concerned...I was an atheist at 7 years old ! Got punished (strap) by the headmaster for not bowing my head and praying in class or assembly...father wrote a letter to same and never looked back...now a scientist of long standing ! :thumbsup:

Funny, the tooth fairy never made any sense to me and neither did the Easter Bunny - the Easter Vicar of Dibley was funny:D

Cooler

Damson Jul 6th 2009 11:04 am

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Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7729042)
Me too...that's when I realised that BIG people (adults) told lies and after the Santa Claus brigade episode....religion (gods, angels etc.) at primary school fell into the same category as far as I was concerned...I was an atheist at 7 years old ! Got punished (strap) by the headmaster for not bowing my head and praying in class or assembly...father wrote a letter to same and never looked back...now a scientist of long standing ! :thumbsup:


I made a joke about the Holy Mary in primary school and was made to wash my mouth out with soap and, kept back a year from taking my Holy Communion. One of the nuns rapped me across the knuckles with the blunt side of a ruler for asking too many questions. Showed graphic pictures of abortions to deter us all from having one.
Ahhhh school - best days of your life!

p.s. I believe in Darwin's theories of evolution, so all in all, I'm not the God-fearing Catholic girl they tried to make me anyway so:p!

scottishcelts Jul 6th 2009 12:40 pm

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Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7729042)
Me too...that's when I realised that BIG people (adults) told lies and after the Santa Claus brigade episode....religion (gods, angels etc.) at primary school fell into the same category as far as I was concerned...I was an atheist at 7 years old ! Got punished (strap) by the headmaster for not bowing my head and praying in class or assembly...father wrote a letter to same and never looked back...now a scientist of long standing ! :thumbsup:

Hear hear :thumbsup:

scottishcelts Jul 6th 2009 12:42 pm

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Originally Posted by paulry (Post 7728510)
:blink:

...'You sure you're not related to Frazer? :p

Not a chance :D

scottishcelts Jul 6th 2009 12:42 pm

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Originally Posted by hitchw (Post 7728476)
9. Getting lucky going home and then finding out what you have been staring at all night is actually the result of a Wonderbra.

:lol: bummer that one huh? :D

johnnyx0 Jul 6th 2009 1:46 pm

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Originally Posted by Luma (Post 7728249)
Didn't coca-cola create the modern Father Christmas?

I think Coca-cola gave him a red suit. Before that he traditionally wore green.

Luma Jul 6th 2009 2:40 pm

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Originally Posted by johnnyx0 (Post 7729695)
I think Coca-cola gave him a red suit. Before that he traditionally wore green.

So was he an elf before?

Fly Away Jul 6th 2009 2:47 pm

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Originally Posted by Luma (Post 7729775)
So was he an elf before?

The pagan 'Green Man' crossed with St Niclaus a Scandinavian saint evolved from their own Winter God.

Grayling Jul 6th 2009 2:55 pm

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Originally Posted by johnnyx0 (Post 7729695)
I think Coca-cola gave him a red suit. Before that he traditionally wore green.

He wore red when I was a kid and that was in the days before TV and mass advertising.

G

paulry Jul 6th 2009 4:48 pm

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The small print

Fly Away Jul 6th 2009 4:53 pm

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Originally Posted by Grayling (Post 7729804)
He wore red when I was a kid and that was in the days before TV and mass advertising.

G

In 1931 Haddon Sundblom presented Santa as a plump human rather than an elf, with a jovial face and big beard in a Coca-Cola advertisement. (Coca-Cola was a client of Sundblom's advertising agency from 1924 to until his death in 1976.) Today, it is Sundblom's Santa that slips down chimneys around the world.

http://www.didyouknow.org/xmas/fatherxmas.htm

Note I was wrong about Saint Nick being Scandinavian - apparently he is Turkish


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