You're just angry because Rudd's the butt of the joke.

Now, now - I'm sure Abbott can put it all behind him ...

Abbott's reply to the aged care question was woeful. I nearly vomitted when he looked into the camera to mention the great job the nurses do. So bloody transparent.

I'm also generally too distracted by his ears to properly take in what he's waffling on about

Ditto.

That pink, plump, polished moon face, beady eyes, smarmy grin. I cant take one word he says as sincere.

like this you mean?

Or:

Yesterday on the cameras KRudd looked like he had lipstick on ....or was it lip balm from licking his lips too much? ....Or maybe it was from a slobbery session at the KFC?

Or: