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Old Apr 4th 2011 | 1:39 pm
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Originally Posted by Alfresco
I know you're a great photographer and I would love to see your portfolio.
Its etchings! etchings! not portfolio.
 
Old Apr 4th 2011 | 1:39 pm
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Originally Posted by LouiseR
The top one she has been crying, not many women (if any!) can pull off the red rings, puffy eye look you only get when you're sobbing your heart out!

The bottom left pic, puffy possibly due to a reaction of some kind? and bad timing of the picture.

I think she's really pretty and would love to look like her
We all take lousy pictures for time to time... no exceptions.
I think most women would snap your hand off if you offered them the chance to look like Heather does at 50.
 
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Originally Posted by Alfresco
I know you're a great photographer and I would love to see your portfolio.
Ask to see the pictures of the Texan man.... *swoon*

Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus
We all take lousy pictures for time to time... no exceptions.
I think most women would snap your hand off if you offered them the chance to look like Heather does at 50.
Definitely! I'd happily look like the bad pictures of Heather Locklear if I could go out just one night a week looking as stunning as does in your last picture!
 
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Originally Posted by LouiseR
Ask to see the pictures of the Texan man.... *swoon*



Definitely! I'd happily look like the bad pictures of Heather Locklear if I could go out just one night a week looking as stunning as does in your last picture!

Tiddly, Can I see your etchings of the Texan man please?
 
Old Apr 4th 2011 | 2:00 pm
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Originally Posted by Professional Princess
I'm 44 next birthday and would rather be 28 if I had a choice. 44 sounds so old
Don't you worry PP. 44 is the new 35. Remember you are only as old as the man you feel so if needs be get your gladrags on, have a top night out with your girlies and accidently 'jostle' against some cute 25 year old as you're waiting at the bar - perfect opportunity for a discreet feel. Sorted!
 
Old Apr 4th 2011 | 2:32 pm
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Originally Posted by Pollyana

I heard myself described the other day as "ïts the haggard old one on shift tonight", did wonders for my ego
They must have been speaking about the wrong person because the one that I met at Heathrow had kind genuine eyes, pleasant words, a friendly smile and a beautiful laugh

...It was you I met at the airport, wasn't it?

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Don't worry Polly. I always try to think of what Osho (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh) might have to say under the same circumstances . . .


"The ego is your enemy, not your friend. It is the ego that gives you wounds and hurts you. It is the ego that makes you violent, angry, jealous, competitive. It is the ego that is continuously comparing and feeling miserable."

Alternatively he may also say something like . . .

"Wait until the person who has offended you leaves work for the evening, and then shit in their pencil drawer".

Wise sets of words, both
 
Old Apr 4th 2011 | 5:12 pm
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Originally Posted by paulry
They must have been speaking about the wrong person because the one that I met at Heathrow had kind genuine eyes, pleasant words, a friendly smile and a beautiful laugh

...It was you I met at the airport, wasn't it?

Don't think I've got a twin sister, so it must have been me
 
Old Apr 4th 2011 | 5:20 pm
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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom
Depends when you're getting married... but yes.
Fantastic.

You have to make me look beautiful and a size 12, so it may take some work

I have every faith in you!

(Although seriously, we would love you to do them, when I finally get round to sorting it all out)
 
Old Apr 4th 2011 | 7:04 pm
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Sparty... did you have second thoughts about something?

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Old Apr 4th 2011 | 8:01 pm
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Originally Posted by LouiseR
Ask to see the pictures of the Texan man.... *swoon*
Ah, his biggest fan. Ok...
 
Old Apr 4th 2011 | 8:02 pm
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Originally Posted by Dreamy
Fantastic.

You have to make me look beautiful and a size 12, so it may take some work

I have every faith in you!

(Although seriously, we would love you to do them, when I finally get round to sorting it all out)
Aw, that's fab. Would love to do them for you. Just let me know when and we'll talk about what you've got in mind. All brides look beautiful... and the size 12 is possible with angles....

'Scuse me, I have to find a Texan man.
 
Old Apr 4th 2011 | 8:06 pm
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Originally Posted by Alfresco
Tiddly, Can I see your etchings of the Texan man please?
(I'm a little worried about you.. )

Texan man... no make up or PS here
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Old Apr 4th 2011 | 8:11 pm
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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom
(I'm a little worried about you.. )

Texan man... no make up or PS here
Just remember my offer to come and .. er.. sponge him down if you do him again.
 
Old Apr 4th 2011 | 8:15 pm
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Originally Posted by Dreamy
Just remember my offer to come and .. er.. sponge him down if you do him again.
Yes he got all sandy. Such a shame.


Next time he's here, I'll let you know.
 
Old Apr 5th 2011 | 2:43 am
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Originally Posted by Dreamy
Sparty... did you have second thoughts about something?

::glare::
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