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Apr 3rd 2011 | 9:45 pm

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

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Originally Posted by Pollyana

Even with a lot of makeup and photochop I defy you to make some of us look good!! Mind you, when people expect us to look bad anyway once we hit the magic 40, why should we bother

Indeed!

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

I've just done a boudoir shoot for an over 40 and she looks fab.
Still, if you're slapped with the ugly stick, there's sod all I can do other than ps another head in place.

I know you're a great photographer and I would love to see your portfolio.

Out of interest I asked my Son (18) and Wife what age they think the model is and my son said about 24 and wife said 21. Not older than 32.

Apr 3rd 2011 | 11:14 pm

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

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That's what I need, a new head

Head transplants are ridiculously expensive you know.

Apr 3rd 2011 | 11:18 pm

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

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Head transplants are ridiculously expensive you know.

Not as expensive as bananas right now. $13.99/kg at Coles this weekend.

Edited to add that Polly you're hardly a gargoyle, so head transplant certainly not needed for you!

Apr 3rd 2011 | 11:22 pm

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

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Not as expensive as bananas right now. $13.99/kg at Coles this weekend.

Edited to add that Polly you're hardly a gargoyle, so head transplant certainly not needed for you!

I heard myself described the other day as "Ã¯ts the haggard old one on shift tonight", did wonders for my ego

Apr 4th 2011 | 12:10 am

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

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I heard myself described the other day as "Ã¯ts the haggard old one on shift tonight", did wonders for my ego

Don't worry Polly. I always try to think of what Osho (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh) might have to say under the same circumstances . . .

"The ego is your enemy, not your friend. It is the ego that gives you wounds and hurts you. It is the ego that makes you violent, angry, jealous, competitive. It is the ego that is continuously comparing and feeling miserable."

Alternatively he may also say something like . . .

"Wait until the person who has offended you leaves work for the evening, and then shit in their pencil drawer".

Apr 4th 2011 | 12:28 am

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Hmmmmm tempting thought

Thursday night could be good, just before In leave the country

Apr 4th 2011 | 10:55 am

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

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Originally Posted by Alfresco

Indeed!

I know you're a great photographer and I would love to see your portfolio.

That's what all the guys say.

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Originally Posted by Alfresco

Out of interest I asked my Son (18) and Wife what age they think the model is and my son said about 24 and wife said 21. Not older than 32.

Actually she could be any age. I can see possible skin smoothing done on the neck there, and as you can't see her eyes, then who knows. In fashion, the perfect age when breasts are at their best and skin is flawless, and the body is excellent is actually below the age of consent, so you never really know who you're looking at. She could be 15. That part of fashion I find disturbing.

Apr 4th 2011 | 11:11 am

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

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Originally Posted by TiddlyPom

Still, if you're slapped with the ugly stick, there's sod all I can do other than ps another head in place.

Could you do my wedding pics? Ta in advance

Apr 4th 2011 | 11:12 am

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

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There goes another cup of tea over the keyboard!

Apr 4th 2011 | 11:26 am

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

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Could you do my wedding pics? Ta in advance

Depends when you're getting married... but yes.

Apr 4th 2011 | 12:53 pm

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

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Originally Posted by Alfresco

Not without a lot of makeup and photochop. There may be a few exceptions.

I'm willing to see some examples.

I must admit Joanna Lumley looked good for her age forever.

Shouldn't you be ducking for cover!

Lots of beautiful ladies over 40...
Some examples are

Heather Locklear 47

Michelle Pfeifer 50

Jennifer Tilly 50

Stacey Dash 42

Just to name a few

Apr 4th 2011 | 1:07 pm

#27

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

I'm 44 next birthday and would rather be 28 if I had a choice. 44 sounds so old

Apr 4th 2011 | 1:11 pm

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

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Originally Posted by LouiseR

Shouldn't you be ducking for cover!

Lots of beautiful ladies over 40...
Some examples are

Heather Locklear 47
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s...r_locklear.jpg

Michelle Pfeifer 50
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...e_Pfeiffer.png

Jennifer Tilly 50
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...ifertilley.jpg
Stacey Dash 42

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...CEYDASH4-1.jpg

Just to name a few

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Apr 4th 2011 | 1:34 pm

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

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Originally Posted by LouiseR

Yes there are a quite few.

Heather's a bit older now.

http://www.tvguide.com/News/CBS-Hire...r-1030908.aspx

Ashley Judd

Madonna

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Apr 4th 2011 | 1:37 pm

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Re: Ladies and their car parking disasters

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Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus

http://www.tvweekonline.ca/files/blo...r_Locklear.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ihDO0LjmOQ...r+Locklear.jpg

The top one she has been crying, not many women (if any!) can pull off the red rings, puffy eye look you only get when you're sobbing your heart out!

The bottom left pic, puffy possibly due to a reaction of some kind? and bad timing of the picture.

I think she's really pretty and would love to look like her

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