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Old Jul 21st 2009, 2:04 pm
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Originally Posted by scottishcelts
Why is your dog digging holes in your garden?
Cause i couldnt get an aussie worker who was better skilled
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 2:05 pm
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
DunRoaminTheUK's gone AWOL too.

Can we officially start a rumour now?
Rumour ? there's no need for a rumour. It's common knowledge that they're the Elton John and David Furnish of BE.
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 2:35 pm
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Rumour ? there's no need for a rumour. It's common knowledge that they're the Elton John and David Furnish of BE.
I still have his teethmarks in my pillows
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 2:39 pm
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I still have his teethmarks in my pillows
he normally takes them out for me
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 2:42 pm
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
he normally takes them out for me
what about the teethmarks though?
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 2:44 pm
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what about the teethmarks though?
they wore away my pubes
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 2:46 pm
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
they wore away my pubes
Shave them off, it makes Conan look bigger.
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 2:48 pm
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Shave them off, it makes Conan look bigger.
too much of a hassle really, means uncoiling it from my waist, which is such a chore
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 2:50 pm
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
too much of a hassle really, means uncoiling it from my waist, which is such a chore
Indeed, always frustrating when you become aroused and are flung across the room like a spinning top!
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 4:14 pm
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I still have his teethmarks in my pillows
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 4:14 pm
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Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders
he normally takes them out for me
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 5:09 pm
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Originally Posted by Bernieboy
Here's a clue..............there is a freshly dug hole in my garden
You did kill the wife then!
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 5:36 pm
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I see the other hussy is still here then
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 7:01 pm
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I see the other hussy is still here then
OI!

Sorry to hear you have been poorly. Hope you are on the mend now
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Old Jul 21st 2009, 10:21 pm
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OI!

Sorry to hear you have been poorly. Hope you are on the mend now
Well the chat has nose dived on here so he must be

Hope it wasn't swine flu kporte, my pig of a wife is bricking it!

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