I've been off sick for a few days so have been watching a lot of TV. Who's the MP who sits just to the right (his left) behind KRudd? I'd knob her, she's quite tasty. There's a blonde who sits next to her who I'm not too sure about, a bit of a borderline boiler.

You can't be very sick then so get back to work!

Dude, I already did a thread on it - Jodie Campbell.

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=589428

You chaps need to be in France if it's attractive female mps you want.

Cool. She looks better than that photo in your thread. Do you know who the blonde is?

I'm a grabbing contractor so no work, no pay. Trust me, it takes a lot for me to pull a sickie!

That explains everything!

Seriously, hope you feel better soon!

I know what that feels like.....

Your grasp of irony borders on the sublime....either that or the brightness control on your TV is set extremely low and also broken? She is as rough as a bag of spanners....

I found this picture of her using Google Image Search....

thats all very well but would she be willing.After all you are a very sick man.

Maybe she's a dooorty bitch too?

That's funny. So does your wife look like a supermodel or something? I reckon it's a good topic for a poll. We had one for Kylie Kwong before.

Yvette D'Ath

Julie Collins would get it

... and Kate Ellis