http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8044335.stm

i read an interview of them last week seemed very loved up still -x

I imagine that Peter called it off as there is only so much mileage that you can get out of an extraordinarily large pair of tits?

Oh I don't know.....Ant and Dec are still around aren't they?

spot on

I think there's a subtle difference between little twats and big tits but the irony is that in another form both can derive such great carnal pleasures....

oh you've seen her sex tape as well

This doesn't surprise me at all, I watched them on The Graham Norton show on ABC2 last week and I think it was a recent episode and the pair of them were bickering the entire show. Graham and Jimmy Carr were trying to laugh it off as normal relationship nagging but it was clearly more than that, they disagreed on everything the other said. It was painful to watch.

You just summed up their careers.

Don't know about that - I like "Spanish"

Would that be a polish? (and I'm not talking dual nationality here)...

I quite like Katie Price (what I know of her anyway) but I think the word 'career' is a bit strong

I thought it was russian these days

i too think career is a bit strong a word

Why do "celebs"even bother getting married,nine times out of ten it ends in tears?