Just make sure you're loaded.

Yes sir...but amy - my wonderful personal Mac consultant comes first, for helping me with a slight problem!

My sword blessed you!

That remains to be seen.


I'm a speed wanker, you know!

Anybody giving Karma away please?

Tomorrow....

:cough:

That's nothing to brag about!

Doctor told me to wank.....

Whats all this wanking business?

He got fixed. Has to clear out the pipes before getting tested. Since my lovely government has yet to issue him a visa, well..... it's the Red Light District or the Red Hand Treatment.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh

You really wanted to know that, didnja?

I had the snip a few weeks ago. My semen will be tested in another few weeks on fertility. But doctor told me to have had at least 20 ejaculations before it can be tested. And since my wife lives in the US and I still in the Netherlands........

Please people..... the Dutch are brutally honest. I tried.... really, I tried to put it more delicately.

so.... which do Brits prefer, American arseing around the truth, or the brutal Dutch bluntness?

Hhhhhhhmmmm, so I take it you are going through lots of tissues in your house then? Well, Happy wanking to you, carry on (it is for medical reasons after all) Have you thought about having phone sex with your wife?