A 10" long erm lipstick case?

Yeah, right but mine is the boss!

You sure it wasn't a "Lincoln Log" or a "Steamy Coil"?

Dutch toilets have a sort of raised platform in the middle so that you can admire your handiwork.

If you're really posh, you place a sheet of toilet paper on that exposed ledge before creating your piece of modern art.... that way there are no skid marks when you dispose of it.

Er yes, industrial size for today's busy lifestyles!

actually I think it should be like those new paper towels (kitchen roll to the Brits), you tear off only as much as you need.

Horse shit...I'll hit you again when I can..

We had those in Germany too...man that was gross! Imagine a 10 year old boy's fun with it...yes, my brother.

We were on vacation and staying at a bed & breakfast inn...he took a huge dump then didn't flush it. The cleaning lady came in, and went about her business cleaning. Then she went into the bathroom and we heard a horrified scream. Then a flush.

Me, my brother and Mom couldn't stop laughing. All the while my Mom kept smacking us on the head to stop laughing

Hm, a "select-a-size"...lipstick case could be interesting!

No worries

I've lost track again. Oh well, I'll save a really good one for next time.

I have 3 k left...who wants some ?

Why are you talking in blank?????